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Hilarious.

I have to share this with you. I'm betting that this joke was originated from someone from the UK or maybe Irish or Scottish. I say that because of the use of the "C" word. LOL

You may not be aware of this, but here in the USA - the "C" word is basically like the very worst curse word in existence. I cuss way too much and way more than most... but that is a word that I have almost never used because of just how vile it's meaning is over here. I mean, I cuss like a sailor and so does my wife... and that is a word that we just almost never use. In the extremely rare times that either one of us actually has used the word... it demands immediate attention and almost a shock because it is really only used as the most vile and disgusting way to describe someone. There's almost nothing worse that you could call someone... you almost never hear that word over here as a result.

You guys across the pond use that word as a term of endearment and you also use it as an insult that can vary from something funny to something insulting. Little kids use that word over there like we use the word shit. It's sometimes even shocking for me to hear it on a British film even though I am aware of it's common use there. I'll tell you this... that word cannot be associated with humor or fondness in any way over here. LOL

I just recently had a talk about this with my British friend and his British wife. They were talking to each other in front of me and both used that word talking about one of their beloved family members. LOL. They laughed about it and told me that it took them a while to realize what a severe bad word it is over here, but they know now. Not because of me either lol. So they only use it amongst themselves now.

Just wanted to share that weird difference with that word's use depending on location... even though we supposedly all speak the same language. Hahahahahahaaaaa
 

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yeah, I remember when we were in London. my wife kept getting pissed because some of the guys we were hanging out with used the "C" word often..especially while throwing darts
 

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Hilarious.

I have to share this with you. I'm betting that this joke was originated from someone from the UK or maybe Irish or Scottish. I say that because of the use of the "C" word. LOL

You may not be aware of this, but here in the USA - the "C" word is basically like the very worst curse word in existence. I cuss way too much and way more than most... but that is a word that I have almost never used because of just how vile it's meaning is over here. I mean, I cuss like a sailor and so does my wife... and that is a word that we just almost never use. In the extremely rare times that either one of us actually has used the word... it demands immediate attention and almost a shock because it is really only used as the most vile and disgusting way to describe someone. There's almost nothing worse that you could call someone... you almost never hear that word over here as a result.

You guys across the pond use that word as a term of endearment and you also use it as an insult that can vary from something funny to something insulting. Little kids use that word over there like we use the word shit. It's sometimes even shocking for me to hear it on a British film even though I am aware of it's common use there. I'll tell you this... that word cannot be associated with humor or fondness in any way over here. LOL

I just recently had a talk about this with my British friend and his British wife. They were talking to each other in front of me and both used that word talking about one of their beloved family members. LOL. They laughed about it and told me that it took them a while to realize what a severe bad word it is over here, but they know now. Not because of me either lol. So they only use it amongst themselves now.

Just wanted to share that weird difference with that word's use depending on location... even though we supposedly all speak the same language. Hahahahahahaaaaa
Little boy came home from school and his Dad noticed he had a very puzzled look on his face

The father asks the boy what is vexing him and the boy says he thinks the boys at school will tease him. About what the father asks.

They were talking about sex. Boys thingys and girls thingys too. Some called it a name I’ve heard given to cats and some called it the “C” mom washed my mouth out with soap when she thought I said it. Now I am worried my confusion will get me ridicule day the other boys.

The dad says…..follow me….I got ya

They go into the bathroom where Mom is in the shower. Dad rips back the curtain and points atMom’s privates and says

son…..see that spot with all the hair? That’s a p*ssy. The rest, that’s a c*…….

dont blame me…..deiter and seilese started it
 

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Interesting Odom never won a championship what was he doing holding the trophy?
Pretty sure he was a member of the Lakers when they won in 2009 and 2010. To me he was an enigma. Had the size to dominate smaller forwards. And the quickness to beat bigger forwards. And the skill level to do both. But he never really asserted himself. He was just too passive to make the most of his talents.
 

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Pretty sure he was a member of the Lakers when they won in 2009 and 2010. To me he was an enigma. Had the size to dominate smaller forwards. And the quickness to beat bigger forwards. And the skill level to do both. But he never really asserted himself. He was just too passive to make the most of his talents.
I think you’re correct commandant of the canteen.

Maybe I was thinking of he was never an all star. Talented as heck just never had the mamba mentality.
 

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This went down here in O-Town over the weekend.
Just one more reason that I never set foot in a Waffle House or a Walmart. Like I even needed ANOTHER reason...
Just watching that....
There is 6 minutes of my life I can't get back... :woozy: