I live a bit rural, I guess... from our local area, chat group:
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That reminds of of a true story that happened to my friend's wife.
She was on her way to work back in 1981 driving around Lake Dora which is in Mt Dora, FL. The sight she saw caused her to run her car completely off the road. Luckily there was no accident.
They were filming a Movie called Honkey Tonk Highway there in Mt Dora. It was a big production. My friend's wife didn't have any idea it was happening.
Imagine her surprise when she looked out on the lake and saw an elephant water skiing! Yep... she ran off the road. When she arrived at work a little late... they all thought she was completely full of shit when she told them what happened. I still ask her to tell me the story every now and then... just so hilarious.
So just remember... You might think that you're Redneck, but there's always someone Rednecker than you! LOL