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14 year old girl didn't feel good. Her mother took her to the Dr. He examines the girl and tells the mother that she is 5 months preggers. The mother says impossible while the girl exclaims that she hasn't even kissed a man. The Dr goes over and stares out the window. After 5 minutes the mother asks the Dr if everything is ok. The Dr still looking out the window says " the last time this happened a star and wise men appeared in the east and I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time"
 
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year outside of Buffalo, New York scientists found traces of copper cable dating back 120 years. They came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, a Wheeling WV archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet somewhere just outside Woodsdale. Shortly after, a story in the The Intelligencer read, "WV archaeologists, reporting a finding of 200 year old copper cable, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.

One week later, a local newspaper in Barton Ohio reported the following: "After digging down about 30 feet deep in his pasture near the community of Hell’s Kitchen, Pete Riley, a hell of an engineer and a self-taught archaeologist and gynecologist reported that he found absolutely nothing. Riley has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Ohio had already gone wireless."
 
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