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Memento

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The woman was very convincing though. She stated how after five days of starving the dog, she broke the dog's natural instincts and began feeding the dog vegetables. The dog being hungry started eating the vegetables because she had broke the dog's will.

This is just what she expected after following instructional videos on how to train your dog to be a vegetarian on her Mother of Dogs Facebook page. Unfortunately, none of her Facebook friends tried offering their dog children tasty sustenance that is high in protein and iron after reprogramming them with Oliver Twist brand vegetable gruel.

Imagine her surprise when the dog chose the bowl filled with mouth watering and salty meat over a healthy bowl of previously frozen steamed carrots and broccoli mush from Dollar General! She can only explain to her Facebook group that this was an outlier as none of the hosts were followers of Dr. Oz.

That’s fucking animal cruelty right there. You don’t feed a dog or cat vegetables, and you certainly don’t starve them to make a point.

I hope that woman becomes a snack for a group of dogs…although I don’t think that shit like her tastes good.
 

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That’s fucking animal cruelty right there. You don’t feed a dog or cat vegetables, and you certainly don’t starve them to make a point.

I hope that woman becomes a snack for a group of dogs…although I don’t think that shit like her tastes good.
I should have used blue font as I made up the story about her Facebook group and her starving her dog.

However, in order to convert a dog to vegetarianism, I really do believe you'd need to starve it then leave it cooked vegetables to eat. Dogs can be trustworthy to a fault especially being misled by a dumbass human.

I know my cattle dog won't even touch food or treats that aren't mostly meat or pure grain.
 

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pretty good up to dave chapelle. not worth it after that.



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snackdaddy

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I have a Ford Escort. I needed a battery. So I look up Escort in the yellow pages. Soon a very attractive young woman knocks on my door. She asked me if I have fresh rubber. Why would she think I need tires if my battery's dead? Then she recommended this little blue pill. It didn't help. The battery's still dead. I'm gonna have to try another Escort company for service.
 

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Very UK-centric but I'd imagine this has been reported fairly well.