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Things Southerners Never Say DURING THE hOLIDAYS...
* I think I have enough gravy...
* "We're gonna need margarine for the pies, honey..."
* "Oh gosh, we have too many casseroles already..."
* That's fine honey, no one expects you to write a thank you card."
* We can just use canned biscuits for dinner.
* There's no need to make deviled eggs this year, Levette...
* Thats fine [to son] you can leave your hat on at the table.
* Let's not put Great Grans Nativity Set out this year...
* I think I'll follow the recipe for pecan pie this time...
* Better get some new tupperware, I forgot to save the Country Crock tubs this year.

~It's a Southern Thing
 
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Here's my Southern take:
"That's as Southern as a smoke break out front, during a Baptist Church service..."
 
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A young vulture went on a long journey before finally returning home.

As he entered his nest, his mother greeted him and asked, “carrion, my wayward son?”

*I should have mentioned...the nest was in Kansas.
 
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