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Reese McGuire won’t have to hear it from fans, but he won’t be getting off that easily.

After the Blue Jays catcher was revealed to have been busted for allegedly masturbating in his car outside a strip mall in February, he was trolled on his way to the plate Thursday night in Atlanta. The Braves’ organist, known for coming up with creative walk-up songs for visiting hitters, played Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” as McGuire came to bat in the third inning.
 

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A woman asks her husband for $8000 to get a boob job.
"$8000 for implants?, he asks.
"I can get you a breast enlargement for 79 cents."
"How is that?
"Just take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your boobs 3 times a day."
"Do you think that will work?"
"I'm sure it will. Just look what it did for your ass!"
Doctors are expecting him to make a full recovery but the limp may be permanent.