A woman asks her husband for $8000 to get a boob job.
"$8000 for implants?, he asks.
"I can get you a breast enlargement for 79 cents."
"How is that?
"Just take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your boobs 3 times a day."
"Do you think that will work?"
"I'm sure it will. Just look what it did for your ass!"
Doctors are expecting him to make a full recovery but the limp may be permanent.