LEGEND Make Us Laugh
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Mackeyser
Supernovas are where gold forms; the only place.
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They handled their printer issues better than Michael Bolton did... “ damn it feels good to be a gangsta”
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Researchers for the Georgia Department of Transportation found over 200 dead crows near greater Atlanta recently,and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu.
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and,to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
GDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and,to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts.
However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car.
GDOT then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills.
The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause:
When crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck."
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Memento
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Yep. Another fun fact: a group of ravens is called an "unkindness" or a "conspiracy".
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I thought it was a murder. Is that just crows?
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Just crows.
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Sam Kinison had an opinion on things like this. " I don't believe in hitting women, but I do understand what turns mr hand into mr fist......"
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this one takes me back. i remember watching this skit live on the tonight show. i even remember the commercials he was doing a parody on.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BPN2mbBSMM
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BPN2mbBSMM