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Neil039

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I will try another joke for all of you...
I will be the subject, but please replace me my name when telling your version...IE...insert name you plan on destroying...

So little Johnny is at school getting ready for the day to end when the teacher announces a homework assignment. The teacher tells all the students to ask their parents about sex when they get home tonight. Then the class will discuss the topic tomorrow when reviewing homework during Sex Ed.

When Little Johnny gets home he walks in the backdoor to see his mom getting a drink. So he decides he might as well get it over. He says, "Hey mom, the teacher told us we have to talk with you about sex for our Sex Ed Class tomorrow". Little Johnny's mom says, "That's a discussion you need to have with your father, he's in the living room".

So Johnny walks into the living room and there is Neil039 sitting on his recliner watching tv. Little Johnny says, "Hey Dad, Mom said you have to tell me what you know about sex for my Sex Ed Class tomorrow". Neil039 caught off guard but trying to save face says, "Ok Boy, follow me to the bathroom".

So Neil039 and Johnny get in the bathroom and Neil039 unzips his shorts and pulls out his penis. Neil039 says, "Son this here is a Penis, it's just not a penis... IT'S PERFECT". Neil039 tells Johnny that's all he really needs to know. So Johnny a bit confused, nods and leaves the bathroom.

The next day Johnny is walking up to the school yard when all his buddies run up asking him if his parents told him about sex. After a short talk Johnny realizes that none of his friends got any help from their parents. So Johnny offers to tell them what his dad had shared with him. He takes all of his friends to the boys bathroom.

They gather all around him excited to hear what he has to say. Johnny unzips his pants and pulls out his penis saying, "Boys this here is a PENIS, if it were three inches shorter it would be PERFECT"!
 
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Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.

One day a few weeks later, Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.

"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.

"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"

"Oh, Bill, you didn't."

"Yes, I did."

"My God, Bill, what happened?"

"I got fired."

"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"

"Oh...she got fired too."
 
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Neil039 said:
I will try another joke for all of you...
I will be the subject, but please replace me my name when telling your version...IE...insert name you plan on destroying...

So little Johnny is at school getting ready for the day to end when the teacher announces a homework assignment. The teacher tells all the students to ask their parents about sex when they get home tonight. Then the class will discuss the topic tomorrow when reviewing homework during Sex Ed.

When Little Johnny gets home he walks in the backdoor to see his mom getting a drink. So he decides he might as well get it over. He says, "Hey mom, the teacher told us we have to talk with you about sex for our Sex Ed Class tomorrow". Little Johnny's mom says, "That's a discussion you need to have with your father, he's in the living room".

So Johnny walks into the living room and there is Neil039 sitting on his recliner watching tv. Little Johnny says, "Hey Dad, Mom said you have to tell me what you know about sex for my Sex Ed Class tomorrow". Neil039 caught off guard but trying to save face says, "Ok Boy, follow me to the bathroom".

So Neil039 and Johnny get in the bathroom and Neil039 unzips his shorts and pulls out his penis. Neil039 says, "Son this here is a Penis, it's just not a penis... IT'S PERFECT". Neil039 tells Johnny that's all he really needs to know. So Johnny a bit confused, nods and leaves the bathroom.

The next day Johnny is walking up to the school yard when all his buddies run up asking him if his parents told him about sex. After a short talk Johnny realizes that none of his friends got any help from their parents. So Johnny offers to tell them what his dad had shared with him. He takes all of his friends to the boys bathroom.

They gather all around him excited to hear what he has to say. Johnny unzips his pants and pulls out his penis saying, "Boys this here is a PENIS, if it were three inches shorter it would be PERFECT"!
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first time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell out of my crib
 
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