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[snackdaddy]

 

[norcalramfan]

 

[Raptorman]

So four E-nothings, one from each branch of the military are at a bar talking when the bartender asks them this question. "Hey guys, what would you do if you found a snake in your tent?

The Army guy says "I would cut it's head off with my bayonet."
The Marine says, "I would grab it and bite it's head off."
The Navy guy says, "I would stomp on it."
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The Air Force guys says. "I would call housekeeping and ask why is there a tent in my room."

 

[Raptorman]

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead. (Packer Fan) She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Cheeseheads too. No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Cheesehead."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

“Why I'm a proud Vikings Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Kristen why she is a rebel.

“Well, my mom and dad are Vikings Fans, so I'm a Vikings fan too."

The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron,
and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

“Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Cheesehead Packer fan".

 

[Karate61]

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead. (Packer Fan) She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Cheeseheads too. No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Cheesehead."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

“Why I'm a proud Vikings Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Kristen why she is a rebel.

“Well, my mom and dad are Vikings Fans, so I'm a Vikings fan too."

The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron,
and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

“Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Cheesehead Packer fan".

I loved this one...good find!

 

[RamFan503]

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Cheesehead. (Packer Fan) She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Cheeseheads too. No one really knowing what a Cheesehead was, but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A girl named Kristen who has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.

"Because I'm not a Cheesehead."

Then, asks the teacher, what are you?

“Why I'm a proud Vikings Fan," boasts the little girl.

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.

She asks Kristen why she is a rebel.

“Well, my mom and dad are Vikings Fans, so I'm a Vikings fan too."

The teacher is now angry.

"That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron,
and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?"

A pause, and a smile.

“Then," says Kristen, "I'd be a Cheesehead Packer fan".

Definitely an insert team names here joke but a good one.

 

[Raptorman]

On the eve of a Sunday kickoff, this old San Francisco niner fan couple went to bed at the Super 8 on Oneida street- just a mile or so away from Lambeau. The old guy farted and yelled out "7".

The old lady said what was that. He said he got a touchdown. I'm playing Fart Football. The old lady farted and yelled 7-7. The old man farted again 14-7. The old lady farted again tied 14-14.

The old lady squeaked a little fart 17-14. The old man said what was that? She replied,

"I just kicked a field goal".

The old man lay there trying to push out another fart. He pushed so hard he crapped the bed. The old lady said what was that? The old man replied it's 1/2 time and time to switch sides.

 

[Raptorman]

Two Seattle Seahawk fans are hunting out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps:

"My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator says:

"Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says:

"OK, now what?"

 

[Raptorman]

Q: What is the difference between a Niner fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

 

[Raptorman]

How to test for true love.

Put your wife/girlfriend and your dog in your trunk and lock it.
Come back in 1 hour, see which one is happy to see you.

 

[Force16X]

 

[RocknRam29]

TBT - Talib with the F-Bomb! Lol


View: https://youtu.be/I1y569ZilEw

 

[RamFan503]

View: https://youtu.be/Vao5rn7OHPo

 

[Riverumbbq]

Take that for picking the Saints ...

 

[OldSchool]

 

[Loyal]

Q: What is the difference between a Niner fan and a baby?

A: The baby will stop whining after awhile.

Definitely switch to Saints on this one, Raptorman...

 

[Memento]

Take that for picking the Saints ...

Lawl at the man's late reaction to his coworker getting hit.

 

[dieterbrock]

#TRUTH

 

[Force16X]

 

[dieterbrock]