A thief breaks into a house mid-afternoon. He ties up the woman he finds inside, and at knife-point he asks the man he finds inside with her to hand over all of the jewelry and money.
The man started sobbing and said, "brother, you can take anything you want... but please untie the rope and free her."
Thief : "You REALLY love your wife!"
Man : "No, she is my neighbor's wife. Mine will arrive shortly!"