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Note: This is a "fanpost" I ran into while lurking over at NN to see what transactions they were rumored to be making, and stumbled across this bit of genius. 
*Bonus: Spot the bonehead name misspellings! (I didn't change a thing- except for a few illustrations.)
This mouth-breather truly has a future as a scribe for Whiner online fans and sycophants alike! Clearly he did extensive research before posting this gem...
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Just How Good Is Jared Goff?
By Paddy_M on Mar 12, 2018, 7:53pm PDT 6
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Ask any 49ers fan older than 20 years old and they'll remind you how Kurt "I'm just throwing to spots" Warner, Issac "That is one angular forehead" Bruce, and Sam Cassell look alike Tory "Good Lookin" Holt used to wRECk havoc on opposing defenses under a offensive minded genius named Martz.
Flash forward to present day and the Rams now have Jared "I look like Ryan Gosling in spots" Goff, Aaron "That is one angular forehead" McDonald, and Todd "Good Lookin" Hurley. Add the youngest NFL coach ever who also happens to be an offensive minded genius, and you think the current version of the Rams is the Greatest Show On Turf reincarnate.
I mean these guys are IHOP pancake stacked right? Look what they had last year:
1.) Todd Gurley , Offensive Player of The Year
2.) Aaron McDonald, Defensive Player of The Year
3.) Sean McVay, Coach of The Year and
4.) a Top Offensive Line Of The Year
That, coupled with the epic noise coming from Turf Times, you'd think the Rams won the SuperBowl, cured cancer, and disarmed every nuclear missile in North Korea.
But all that is Ram gold does not glitter. Because just what did all that get them?
Why I'll tell you Wayne, It got them The 2017-2018 Early Playoff Exit OF The Year, courtesy of the Falcons.
Why is that?
Two words. Jared Goff.
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As of March 12 2018 per an NFL article, Goff is rated 20th in QBs. A certain quarterback is rated Garoppo-higher Here's the description:
Goff flourished in Los Angeles last season partly because of incredible support: Great pass protection, open receivers, yards after the catch and clearly defined reads. His timing and accuracy were on point for a young pro just starting to develop.
If that descriptions doesn't yell "This guy needs help" I don't know what does.Yes his timing and accuracy were on point for a young pro. Except, when there was a big game. He struggled in his first game against Seattle and got obliterated against the Vikings. He seemed to recover nicely against the Saints and Titans. Then came the biggest game of his career against the 24th ranked defense of the NFL.
Here's his line:
24 for 45, 53% completion, 5.8 yard avg attempt, 259 yards. 1 TD 3 Sacks for a subpar performance rating of 77.9 (average is 88)
Donald was a beast, Gurley had over 100 yards (albeit couldnt find the endzone), and Goff choked.
Jared Goff may look like a shiny object. But, like Hollywood , when you look underneath the glamour and glitz you find something hollow and lacking.
Troll La La!
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
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*Bonus: Spot the bonehead name misspellings! (I didn't change a thing- except for a few illustrations.)
This mouth-breather truly has a future as a scribe for Whiner online fans and sycophants alike! Clearly he did extensive research before posting this gem...
View attachment 24192
Just How Good Is Jared Goff?
By Paddy_M on Mar 12, 2018, 7:53pm PDT 6
TweetShare on Twitter ShareShare on Facebook PinPinterest 6 Comments
Ask any 49ers fan older than 20 years old and they'll remind you how Kurt "I'm just throwing to spots" Warner, Issac "That is one angular forehead" Bruce, and Sam Cassell look alike Tory "Good Lookin" Holt used to wRECk havoc on opposing defenses under a offensive minded genius named Martz.
Flash forward to present day and the Rams now have Jared "I look like Ryan Gosling in spots" Goff, Aaron "That is one angular forehead" McDonald, and Todd "Good Lookin" Hurley. Add the youngest NFL coach ever who also happens to be an offensive minded genius, and you think the current version of the Rams is the Greatest Show On Turf reincarnate.
I mean these guys are IHOP pancake stacked right? Look what they had last year:
1.) Todd Gurley , Offensive Player of The Year
2.) Aaron McDonald, Defensive Player of The Year
3.) Sean McVay, Coach of The Year and
4.) a Top Offensive Line Of The Year
That, coupled with the epic noise coming from Turf Times, you'd think the Rams won the SuperBowl, cured cancer, and disarmed every nuclear missile in North Korea.
But all that is Ram gold does not glitter. Because just what did all that get them?
Why I'll tell you Wayne, It got them The 2017-2018 Early Playoff Exit OF The Year, courtesy of the Falcons.
Why is that?
Two words. Jared Goff.
View attachment 24193
As of March 12 2018 per an NFL article, Goff is rated 20th in QBs. A certain quarterback is rated Garoppo-higher Here's the description:
Goff flourished in Los Angeles last season partly because of incredible support: Great pass protection, open receivers, yards after the catch and clearly defined reads. His timing and accuracy were on point for a young pro just starting to develop.
If that descriptions doesn't yell "This guy needs help" I don't know what does.Yes his timing and accuracy were on point for a young pro. Except, when there was a big game. He struggled in his first game against Seattle and got obliterated against the Vikings. He seemed to recover nicely against the Saints and Titans. Then came the biggest game of his career against the 24th ranked defense of the NFL.
Here's his line:
24 for 45, 53% completion, 5.8 yard avg attempt, 259 yards. 1 TD 3 Sacks for a subpar performance rating of 77.9 (average is 88)
Donald was a beast, Gurley had over 100 yards (albeit couldnt find the endzone), and Goff choked.
Jared Goff may look like a shiny object. But, like Hollywood , when you look underneath the glamour and glitz you find something hollow and lacking.
Troll La La!
This is a FanPost and does not necessarily reflect the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors. It does reflect the views of this particular fan though, which is as important as the views of Niners Nation's writers or editors.
___________________
