Jimmy Garoppolo Takes Porn Star Kiara Mia On Date

[jrry32]

"any" is a big word. "Any" normal guy that would hit that is a loser. It just must mean he is kind of dumb and does not get it. Why would you want to touch that when she has been plowed by tripod packing dirtbags here whole life ? What does she have to offer but a well used canyon ?
Then Jimmy G finds a nice girl, hot as can be, the kind you take home to your mother and she finds out you tapped "that". He is a idiot. He can take his pick of women, and he picks that skank.

You don't even know the woman, but you're calling her a skank and insulting/degrading her for the career choice she made. That's really fucked up, dude.

 

[RhodyRams]

When I first saw the thread title, I had about 20 thoughts, but you guys beat me to them

 

[Classic Rams]

She's pretty gross looking with all that plastic. Yuck! Thought stud boy (now std boy) Jimmy could do better than that but oh well, it couldn't be any more hilarious happening to a whiner player.... and their "so-called savior" to boot! Not that we needed more ammo....

 

[OregonRamsFan]

Jimmy prefers ‘em overinflated!

 

[Soul Surfer]

Maybe you should read my other comments before you try to insult me mm k?

Oh, sorry dude.
I had a flashback of my parents disciplining me.

 

[Soul Surfer]

insulting/degrading her for the career choice she made.

I am not sure if nymphomania is a "career choice".

 

[Soul Surfer]

Jimmy prefers ‘em overinflated!

And that's why the Patriots traded him away.

It is all starting to make sense now.

 

[Soul Surfer]

as long as he comes to work.

I don't think that's going to be a problem.
When you have a pornstar for a girlfriend, you're probably gonna come before work, after work, halftime of games, standing at the podium for the after game press conference.

There is no telling really where you'll come.

 

[…..]

Sorry Dog - But it ain't an act. I wouldn't hit that wearing a full body glove. It has nothing to do with her being a porn star. It's just that - yeesh! I've seen better asses at a donkey farm.

I mean not in a "she's my dreamgurl' type of way....Rather...theres plenty enough liqueur at the party to peak my curiosity kinda way.

You know....for research.



So...Here...lemme get you another drink.

 

[jrry32]

I am not sure if nymphomania is a "career choice".

It's a job.

 

[RamFan503]

It's a job.

The oldest one you might say.

 

[Merlin]

Jimmy prefers ‘em overinflated!

Hey inflated does it for some dudes!

 

[TSFH Fan]

This quote was about someone else, but maybe this bit of psychobabble applies to Jimmy G too (or not):

“He sees himself as the dominant, beautiful one. . .The physical is most important to him and he does not want to be upstaged or lose the spotlight in company of a strikingly beautiful woman”

https://nypost.com/2011/05/23/arnold-has-passion-for-unattractive-women-latest-on-secret-son/

 

[RamFan503]

Hey inflated does it for some dudes!

She got purdy eyes - Jimmy G

 

[XXXIVwin]

Rookies report on Monday........

 

[Rambitious1]

But you have to actually meet them before you date one.

What kind of parties or social gatherings does he go to where porn stars are in attendance?

49er team meetings?

 

[Soul Surfer]

It's a job.

A job that blows.

 

[Rambitious1]

Yeah I googled her..........

I can get that kinda stuff and I'm 56 and don't have millions.

WTF was he thinking.

Is she a family friend?

Or maybe just family.

 

[pmil66]

He must have lost a bet. Yikes.