Jimmy Garoppolo Takes Porn Star Kiara Mia On Date

[bluecoconuts]

Well, I guess I'll spank it to his girlfriend getting nailed by some other dude.

 

[LesBaker]

After The Date Kiara Posts an IG Message (With Photo) About How She's Preparing to Give Jimmy G Oral Sex

The FO has to be very unhappy about this since he is the new face of the franchise. Not to mention you know Roger is gnashing his teeth.

 

[Psycho_X]

I can’t believe someone would willingly degrade themselves like that.

I mean...dating a 49er?

That’s low.

K, I nominate this for quote of the week... month... maybe year.

 

[-X-]

Wow. I need to get more hobbies.
I read this thread as "Garoppolo takes *Mia Khalifa* on a date."
No idea who this other chick is.
But I do know this.
Ew.

 

[Kevin]

Jimmy likes much older women with huge knockers and either doesn't mind or is attracted to her long sexual history, with or without the STDs. Great decision-making. His coaches and teammates must be shaking their heads. This works out well for the porn star, maybe she gets another movie offer after all this publicity. Jimmy can guest star as a pizza delivery guy.

 

[Merlin]

I can't stand Jimmy G. But enjoying a night on the town with a porn star with a happy ending is something any single dude would be all for. She's beefier than I prefer, but has a very pleasant face and those eyes... Yeah, she'd get it.

Nothin wrong with a young guy sowin his oats and enjoying his fame. Let him have his fun you judgy MFers!!!

 

[Legatron4]

Hilarious fucking thread. I'm dying over here.

First, as others have said, this is a bad look for Jimmy G. You're the face of an NFL franchise and your personal life is plastered all over the country. I would be pissed if Jared did something like this. It shows the money is going to his head.

Second, there are literally 10 other porn stars that would have been a better choice.

 

[thirteen28]

I can’t believe someone would willingly degrade themselves like that.

I mean...dating a 49er?

That’s low.

:rimshot:

 

[LesBaker]

Hilarious freaking thread. I'm dying over here.

First, as others have said, this is a bad look for Jimmy G. You're the face of an NFL franchise and your personal life is plastered all over the country. I would be ticked if Jared did something like this. It shows the money is going to his head.

Second, there are literally 10 other porn stars that would have been a better choice.

Well it would be one thing if it was just him on a date, but she's a porn star......... and posting that he's about to get his dick sucked could really be a problem for him if Goodell gets involved.

If Goff did this I would expect it to be shut down by Snead and McVay. I would expect the 49ers FO has already talked to him and my guess is that Lynch didn't mince words.

 

[thirteen28]

This does beg the question ... who will get pounded harder in 2018? Garrapolo's date, or Garrapolo himself when he faces The Mob Squad?

#metoo #JimmyG #MobSquad

 

[Canuckramsfan]

About that "pounding" thing.....

Given Mia's "extensive experience", Jimmy may realize first-hand the true meaning of Andrew Dice Clay's old line:

"Doin' her would be like throwin' a hot dog into a hallway!!":shocking:

 

[Young Ram]

Who gives a shit who he goes out with? Should we now punish players for dating the wrong people? I swear more and more people are getting over sensitive about the smallest things. Jeez

 

[OldSchool]

Who gives a crap who he goes out with? Should we now punish players for dating the wrong people? I swear more and more people are getting over sensitive about the smallest things. Jeez

Lol who’s punishing him? We’re giving him crap because jimmy gq a guy who signed a hundred million dollar contract goes out with this porn star. He could be shopping from the Victoria secret catalogue for a date and chose instead a 41 year old porn star. This choice of his is entertaining.

 

[Farr Be It]

Who gives a crap who he goes out with? Should we now punish players for dating the wrong people? I swear more and more people are getting over sensitive about the smallest things. Jeez

I appreciate your viewpoint, Young Ram. We are just a bunch of guys here, that don't care what other guys do.

But look at it this way. Jimmy earned every bit of this. This was moronic. And I have enjoyed all of your hilarious comments guys. Very creative.

 

[Rabid Ram]

Some would say he has a quick release on and off the field.

I find it hilarious he is mentored by brady who gets with a super model then branches out on his own and goes with a porn star.

Maybe their Dating life's Will be simular to their success in there professional life lol

 

[-X-]

Maybe their Darting life's WI be simular to there success in there professional life lol

 

[Akrasian]

I don't care who he dates. If he likes Latina MILFs, that's fine.

But he's opened himself up to ridicule, since he's wealthy, young, presumably attractive, and seems to be dating below his level - and to make it far worse, she's playing him. If she were interested in him as a person, she probably wouldn't instagram a lingerie pic and describe how he's going to get lucky. OTOH, if she were just looking for publicity, that is exactly what she would do.

Her pay scale just went up a bit, both for films and for strip club tours. And I bet soon she does a scene where she seduces the star college QB or the like.

 

[Kevin]

I can't stand Jimmy G. But enjoying a night on the town with a porn star with a happy ending is something any single dude would be all for. She's beefier than I prefer, but has a very pleasant face and those eyes... Yeah, she'd get it.

Nothin wrong with a young guy sowin his oats and enjoying his fame. Let him have his fun you judgy MFers!!!

Oh hell no! I was raised better that that!

 

[gogoat1]

I can't stand Jimmy G. But enjoying a night on the town with a porn star with a happy ending is something any single dude would be all for. She's beefier than I prefer, but has a very pleasant face and those eyes... Yeah, she'd get it.

Nothin wrong with a young guy sowin his oats and enjoying his fame. Let him have his fun you judgy MFers!!!

"any" is a big word. "Any" normal guy that would hit that is a loser. It just must mean he is kind of dumb and does not get it. Why would you want to touch that when she has been plowed by tripod packing dirtbags here whole life ? What does she have to offer but a well used canyon ?
Then Jimmy G finds a nice girl, hot as can be, the kind you take home to your mother and she finds out you tapped "that". He is a idiot. He can take his pick of women, and he picks that skank.

 

[Rabid Ram]

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