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RhodyRams said:
What in the hell are they "hammering" out this deal with, cooked spaghetti?

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RhodyRams said:
What in the hell are they "hammering" out this deal with, cooked spaghetti?

Kevin Demoff: Ok, Jake, Jackie, we're just about done here. We have just this one last teensy weensy item for you to sign.

Jake: Wh-what the hell is this?

Kevin: Just a little agreement giving the Rams contractual rights to any Long-sters or Long-ettes you two current have or might churn out later on.

Jackie: Oh, my God!!! You want our kids!?!

Kevin: Oh, come on!!! Everybody signs it here! We're just trying to be proactive in making this thing a dynasty. {Offers a corporate smile & wink.}
 

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If he doesn't sign with us, I firmly believe that it is because we won't mortgage our future on a player - no matter who that ONE player is. Do I want him to sign? Well heck yeah. Will I lose sleep if he doesn't? Nah.
 

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DR RAM said:
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He'll prolly wanna squeeze one more free meal out of them before he inks the deal.
 

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In a related story; the moon has drifted 1mm further away from the earth on it's way to 3.8cm per year.
 

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Lesson said:
brokeu91 said:
X said:
DR RAM said:
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He'll prolly wanna squeeze one more free meal out of them before he inks the deal.
I'll buy him a Big Mac just sign it already.

I'll throw in a Whopper and Egg McMuffin.

I'll fly him some In N Out, that'll get the job done. Nobody says no after a double double, throw some extra cheese in there and he probably takes a discount.
 

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bluecoconuts said:
Lesson said:
brokeu91 said:
X said:
DR RAM said:
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He'll prolly wanna squeeze one more free meal out of them before he inks the deal.
I'll buy him a Big Mac just sign it already.

I'll throw in a Whopper and Egg McMuffin.

I'll fly him some In N Out, that'll get the job done. Nobody says no after a double double, throw some extra cheese in there and he probably takes a discount.
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Yep, that ought to do it.
 

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He's a big guy, maybe give him one of these...


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bluecoconuts said:
Lesson said:
brokeu91 said:
X said:
DR RAM said:
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He'll prolly wanna squeeze one more free meal out of them before he inks the deal.
I'll buy him a Big Mac just sign it already.

I'll throw in a Whopper and Egg McMuffin.

I'll fly him some In N Out, that'll get the job done. Nobody says no after a double double, throw some extra cheese in there and he probably takes a discount.

In an Out double double w/ fried onions in mustard that's outstanding burger wise!!!


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DR RAM said:
bluecoconuts said:
Lesson said:
brokeu91 said:
X said:
DR RAM said:
[tweet]312339922537283584[/tweet]
He'll prolly wanna squeeze one more free meal out of them before he inks the deal.
I'll buy him a Big Mac just sign it already.

I'll throw in a Whopper and Egg McMuffin.

I'll fly him some In N Out, that'll get the job done. Nobody says no after a double double, throw some extra cheese in there and he probably takes a discount.
467px-2008-0614-In-N-Out-burgsfries.jpg


Yep, that ought to do it.


Never had an InNOut burger, but that dont look too good to me
 

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RhodyRams said:
Never had an InNOut burger, but that dont look too good to me
Me either. Is that how they get their name?
The burger goes in, and then right back out?
 

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RhodyRams said:
Never had an InNOut burger, but that dont look too good to me
Me either. Is that how they get their name?
The burger goes in, and then right back out?
World famous my friends. They are delicious.

This is their menu:

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They get all of their ingredients local and daily. Everything is fresh. Your fries go from whole potato to cutter and then straight into the oil. Quality stuff.
 

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bluecoconuts said:
Lesson said:
brokeu91 said:
X said:
DR RAM said:
[tweet]312339922537283584[/tweet]
He'll prolly wanna squeeze one more free meal out of them before he inks the deal.
I'll buy him a Big Mac just sign it already.

I'll throw in a Whopper and Egg McMuffin.

I'll fly him some In N Out, that'll get the job done. Nobody says no after a double double, throw some extra cheese in there and he probably takes a discount.

Mmmmmmmmmm... Double/Double :mrgreen:
 

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next time I go to Crazy Burger I will take a pic of my burger. I call em coma burgers, after eating one of these, go home and take a nap is always next on the list
 

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X said:
RhodyRams said:
Never had an InNOut burger, but that dont look too good to me
Me either. Is that how they get their name?
The burger goes in, and then right back out?

It's just plain good really. This is the only fast food I will actually seek out when I'm in CA. I've certainly had better fries but that damn simple Double/Double is the bomb. And just go to one and watch that organized chaos. You get your meal in about five minutes and there is a constant line in every one I've ever been to. The fucking definition of a cash cow. And I have to admit, I was down there for a week in December and I had In-n-Out 5 times.