My guess is about 12 beers.What does that rare device look like?
Well who knows,this world has gotten worse today about bigger issues.The Rams are just the root of it all.
Better than watching PORN how funny would it be to see Bobby Kraft in Florida?? At least it was an old lady allegedly ?? A Watson massage just to keep it football related.
At least there was an investigation & the Pats lost picks were held guilty of CHEATING (the cheaters).
Could you image seeing them filming the Great Show on Turf practicing?? How Horrible would that be watching Warner,Bruce,Faulk,Holt,Pace,Timmerman,Little(oh Wait),Williams,Exc.
Going to put myself through something like that this next week.Don’t know how I’ll get through it. My BIGGEST concern is about the Block 50 or 30 proof,can’t take fool proof,worse yet bullet proof.Hopefully those HOT campus girls helping my Old AZZ out of the car don’t get me SO excited I wet myself & the sun screen is dripping to much down my face.
Oh well I try to control myself, cents I can’t afford much else.
How I envision So Ram...i agree - you have to be completely high to understand So Ram
Fortunately AI can crack SoRam code…
Ladies and gentleman I give you SoRam translated…
Here’s a cleaned-up “translation” of what they’re getting at:
Who knows anymore — the world’s dealing with bigger problems these days, and somehow the Rams remind me of it.
Still better than watching porn: imagine catching Robert Kraft in Florida again — at least last time it was allegedly with an older woman. Speaking of massages, gotta keep this football-related, so… a Deshaun Watson-style massage joke.
At least the Patriots actually got investigated and punished — lost draft picks for cheating (Spygate/Deflategate).
Now imagine if someone filmed the actual “Greatest Show on Turf” Rams practicing back in the day — Warner, Bruce, Faulk, Holt, Pace, Timmerman, Little (well… maybe not him, given his history), Williams, etc. That’d be something to watch.
Anyway, I’m putting myself through Rams training camp next week. Not sure how I’ll survive it. My biggest worry is picking the right SPF — 30 or 50 — can’t just wing it, and definitely can’t go in “bulletproof” unprepared.
Hopefully the young camp staff/interns helping an old guy like me out of the car don’t get me so excited I embarrass myself, and that my sunscreen doesn’t melt down my face in the heat.
’ll try to keep myself in check — can’t really afford anything else at this point.
BTW — Aaron Donald (AD99) is NOT going to be anywhere near training camp.
So: crude, self-deprecating humor riffing on Kraft/Watson/Patriots scandals, then rambling excitement (and nerves) about going to Rams training camp next week, capped with a joke shutting down the AD unretirement rumors.
Thanks for doing this Texas. Actually makes sense and is a solid Rams' football post.
However, it does offer far less entertainment value.
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Sure crude but reality.I could go into say ,well I won’t say it & I can get a lot CRUDER & Super pissed off. Not even going to go deeper into SO - NEVERS -LMFAO really to say the truth.I’ve got a lot of nerves & just don’t want to get kicked off the platform.I’m not JUMPING SHIP or AFRAID to on what American rights & values were made on.To think videoing the Rams vs Kraft type scandals are & what say Aaron Hernandez did ??
Tim Tebow was a good college QB.
Florida & Florida St. use to be a GREAT rivalry.History is History & to think USC & ND are going to loss that tradition & history.Just to keep it sports & on the Home Front for Old LA RAMS Fans & not that they care or give a crap.There’s those that took a stand the rams went to the OC from LA. I stand on my own morals & not afraid to call it out.Nervous to say to much.
Watching The Rams practice in my home town for FREE ? Priceless
Going to a college & watching people help find free parking & are SAFE in the 80”: maybe (high) 80’s like myself(lol).
The Rams front office & franchise is Great I call being able to see them over The years(a decade) is a BLESSING !! When I first posted here & you can look back at all my post which in some case is worry some in the way to distort from those times in my life & the changes. As a Rams Fan & poster I do admit I’ve been WRONG & there’s way to much PROOF.I have to admit I’ve been wrong which really hurts my heart-lol.
I do have to say though if I have attend anybody on this RodRM forum I am truly sorry.I does help me vent in my own ways at times.We all go through certain things called life.If there’s weird science,which there is I’m living proof.
SO - F”up to miss translate my AD99 take which is what this post is all about anyways.I do try to stay to the theme of the post though.
I was & have been to UCI & Oxnard before The Rams moved & called it out Dec 10,2014 at the Forum SOFI was going to be built & that The Rams would be back in LA.Fisher & Demoff knew it.I’m not sure about Stan ?? He knew he wanted out of the Dome.
BTW my favorite PBall chick plays there & might try to go back there next season.I’m sure your all Shocked(lol).my dupr rating is way above above my grade point avg. ever was.To think imo around a 4.5 senior of course.Which I say bring it on,love beating up on those cocky young folk.Ana is The Best when it comes to being cool & herself.
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Back to AD99 & skip all my BS !!
Take is AD99 wasn’t a training camp guy,he took advantage of his contract holding out.My view has always been why The Rams signed Gurley & Goff early.AD99 has always been GO TIME & didn’t need long to get ready.
—If you go back I believe he had to SIT a game to get into football shape & not get injured (Aiyuk imo).
Last season Whitworth was all talk,but who is to say when push comes to shove that he wouldn’t made a run ?? That is a huge calling.Like he said AD99 is 10 years younger & in GREAT shape.
He has the bug deep down inside.He doesn’t like the GRIND!! Getting TRIPLE TEAMED at 6”0 278 soaking wet ??
—He got fitted for a helmet,just to be ready in case.The RAMS imo have to do there part .Around Thanksgiving is when the wheels will have to start turning.If The RAMS are at The TOP he isn’t coming back WHY ?? Eric Weddle is his example.
That look you give when they bring you that plate of flaming hot fajitas! I just saw Pentagram and Bobby does have the biggest eyes I've ever seen.How I envision So Ram...
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I do try to stay to the theme of the post though.
I hear some people thinking he'll join the team mid season. Others think he'll want to be there for the whole thing. I'm one who thinks its better for him to be there from the first game. They might have to put him on a pitch count early one. Then release the Kraken down the stretch.—He got fitted for a helmet,just to be ready in case.The RAMS imo have to do there part .Around Thanksgiving is when the wheels will have to start turning.If The RAMS are at The TOP he isn’t coming back WHY ?? Eric Weddle is his example.
continuity with who. None of the starters will be on the field for games that don't count. Practice will be good enough and then when the games count they ramp him up. It's not like they don't already have a Dline thats a hand full. No need to rush.He'll need reps in preseason at least. Gotta get some continuity
Hey there’s some Old St.Louis Rams Fans & Ana Bright is playing in The Edwards Dome for The St. Louis Shock. She has some EYE candy to her & pretty Rad SpoThis very well may be my All-Time FAVORITE So Ram comment.
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I hear some people thinking he'll join the team mid season. Others think he'll want to be there for the whole thing. I'm one who thinks its better for him to be there from the first game. They might have to put him on a pitch count early one. Then release the Kraken down the stretch.
I hear some people thinking he'll join the team mid season. Others think he'll want to be there for the whole thing. I'm one who thinks its better for him to be there from the first game. They might have to put him on a pitch count early one. Then release the Kraken down the stretch.