I Kidnapped The Pillsbury Doughboy... with PICS

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WTF is that thing next to the bacon?

Looks like a doughnut!

 

[LesBaker]

Looks like a doughnut!

Looks like a golden retrievers scrotum or maybe an entire shaved gerbil that got run over and then sugar coated. Yikes.

I'd never drink something like that. But of course I'm not @RamFan503 who will enthusiastically sample anything put in front of him.

 

[RamFan503]

WTF is that thing next to the bacon?

A crustini. Ok... you have my curiosity up now Les. What are you seeing? May I add to your sense of depravity to help this along?

 

[LesBaker]

A crustini. Ok... you have my curiosity up now Les. What are you seeing? May I add to your sense of depravity to help this along?

A crustini? That's depraved enough.

Crustini.........jeez whats next.

 

[Selassie I]

Haha she seems like the freaky type though. I think she's acting.

Wait until she gets my texts hehehe. I'm gonna make her cry.

Yeah,,, some of Stu's cannot be shown here on the site. Hahahahaha

She was trying to tell Stu that she is very straight laced and religious. LIES
She was trying to mess with Stu's head,,, and also trying to figure out who in the hell Stu was I'm betting.

 

[LesBaker]

Yeah,,, some of Stu's cannot be shown here on the site. Hahahahaha

She was trying to tell Stu that she is very straight laced and religious. LIES
She was trying to mess with Stu's head,,, and also trying to figure out who in the hell Stu was I'm betting.

Several of mine won't be safe for this site too my friend.

I'm also going to try to get to the pier and see if one of the old guys who fish there every day will dangle him over the rail haha.

 

[RamFan503]

I tried to get a band last night to let him sit in with them buto they just looked at me all brain dead and confused. We still got a couple shots with the "crowd".

 

[ScotsRam]

Yeah,,, some of Stu's cannot be shown here on the site. Hahahahaha

She was trying to tell Stu that she is very straight laced and religious. LIES
She was trying to mess with Stu's head,,, and also trying to figure out who in the hell Stu was I'm betting.

Can we get a special thread in the members area for the photos that can't be shown here???

 

[LesBaker]

Can we get a special thread in the members area for the photos that can't be shown here???

Well. If you need a close up of @RamFan503 and his junk just PM @CGI_Ram or @Selassie I

I've heard they have a few.

 

[ScotsRam]

Well. If you need a close up of @RamFan503 and his junk just PM @CGI_Ram or @Selassie I

I've heard they have a few.

Oh, it's THAT kind of photo?

On second thoughts, imma pass.

 

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I think that is the first documented use of the term "crustini" in ROD history.

 

[RamFan503]

Part 2 - Pils - a strange and twisted trip. NSFW or any other place good taste is supposed to be on display.

When we last saw our protagonist Pils, he was on his way to making some... let's say.... questionable decisions.

But hey. Pils is on vacation so he should be able to do as he pleases. He's not hurting anyone.

And scene:

[knocking on the door]
With nervous excitement, Pils rushes to the door to see what his call netted. He's never even thought of doing anything like this before. He'd always been pure as the driven dough. Now he was ready for something different... something seedy... something un-pure. But with whom?
[opens door]
What the...?

Randy? There stood Pils, face to face with the twin brother he had been separated from since he was a child. Randy never could handle being the twin brother of America's darling Pils. No one ever poked him in the belly. For Randy, there were no giggles.

Randy's first thought was to run and never look back. But life was tough for a tiny male "escort" on the streets of Seattle. I mean how many times can you rely on Russell Wilson calling in a given week? He needed the money. He couldn't go back and face his handler empty handed. So he did what he had to and put on a happy face (see it?).

Pils on the other hand, couldn't believe his eyes. He so missed his brother over the years. He always loved Randy - if not a little too much. "Come in Randy. Please come in"

As Randy enters, he can't help but notice what is on the TV.

"America's little angel indeed" says Randy. "You are as filthy as I am. We ARE twins!"

What follows has no script. There will be no narration. Pictures, after all, paint a thousand words.

View: https://youtu.be/JTSk5cbaZso

Oh what a sorted night it was. But then many of you have been there I'm sure.

Stay tuned for the further adventures of Pils. He doesn't only do gay shit with his brother.

 

[ScotsRam]

That is fucking outstanding work!

 

[RamFan503]

That is freaking outstanding work!

Awe shucks! Well I'm just the guy documenting it all. Pils is a freaking train wreck.

 

[LesBaker]

Part 2 - Pils - a strange and twisted trip. NSFW or any other place good taste is supposed to be on display.

When we last saw our protagonist Pils, he was on his way to making some... let's say.... questionable decisions.
View attachment 16406
But hey. Pils is on vacation so he should be able to do as he pleases. He's not hurting anyone.

And scene:

[knocking on the door]
With nervous excitement, Pils rushes to the door to see what his call netted. He's never even thought of doing anything like this before. He'd always been pure as the driven dough. Now he was ready for something different... something seedy... something un-pure. But with whom?
[opens door]
What the...?
View attachment 16408
Randy? There stood Pils, face to face with the twin brother he had been separated from since he was a child. Randy never could handle being the twin brother of America's darling Pils. No one ever poked him in the belly. For Randy, there were no giggles.

Randy's first thought was to run and never look back. But life was tough for a tiny male "escort" on the streets of Seattle. I mean how many times can you rely on Russell Wilson calling in a given week? He needed the money. He couldn't go back and face his handler empty handed. So he did what he had to and put on a happy face (see it?).

Pils on the other hand, couldn't believe his eyes. He so missed his brother over the years. He always loved Randy - if not a little too much. "Come in Randy. Please come in"

As Randy enters, he can't help but notice what is on the TV.
View attachment 16409
"America's little angel indeed" says Randy. "You are as filthy as I am. We ARE twins!"

What follows has no script. There will be no narration. Pictures, after all, paint a thousand words.
View attachment 16410
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View: https://youtu.be/JTSk5cbaZso

Oh what a sorted night it was. But then many of you have been there I'm sure.
View attachment 16416 View attachment 16417
Stay tuned for the further adventures of Pils. He doesn't only do gay crap with his brother.

GMTA.......I have some similar plans.

Our female frind is never going to pick up Pils without wearing gloves when we are finished HAHAHAHA.

EDIT: Has she replied to the pics?

 

[RamFan503]

GMTA.......I have some similar plans.

Our female frind is never going to pick up Pils without wearing gloves when we are finished HAHAHAHA.

EDIT: Has she replied to the pics?

I'll post some tomorrow.

 

[CGI_Ram]

Part 2 - Pils - a strange and twisted trip. NSFW or any other place good taste is supposed to be on display.

When we last saw our protagonist Pils, he was on his way to making some... let's say.... questionable decisions.
View attachment 16406
But hey. Pils is on vacation so he should be able to do as he pleases. He's not hurting anyone.

And scene:

[knocking on the door]
With nervous excitement, Pils rushes to the door to see what his call netted. He's never even thought of doing anything like this before. He'd always been pure as the driven dough. Now he was ready for something different... something seedy... something un-pure. But with whom?
[opens door]
What the...?
View attachment 16408
Randy? There stood Pils, face to face with the twin brother he had been separated from since he was a child. Randy never could handle being the twin brother of America's darling Pils. No one ever poked him in the belly. For Randy, there were no giggles.

Randy's first thought was to run and never look back. But life was tough for a tiny male "escort" on the streets of Seattle. I mean how many times can you rely on Russell Wilson calling in a given week? He needed the money. He couldn't go back and face his handler empty handed. So he did what he had to and put on a happy face (see it?).

Pils on the other hand, couldn't believe his eyes. He so missed his brother over the years. He always loved Randy - if not a little too much. "Come in Randy. Please come in"

As Randy enters, he can't help but notice what is on the TV.
View attachment 16409
"America's little angel indeed" says Randy. "You are as filthy as I am. We ARE twins!"

What follows has no script. There will be no narration. Pictures, after all, paint a thousand words.
View attachment 16410
View attachment 16411 View attachment 16412 View attachment 16413 View attachment 16414 View attachment 16415

View: https://youtu.be/JTSk5cbaZso

Oh what a sorted night it was. But then many of you have been there I'm sure.
View attachment 16416 View attachment 16417
Stay tuned for the further adventures of Pils. He doesn't only do gay crap with his brother.

OMG. That's hilarious!!

 

[Ramhusker]

View: https://youtu.be/7wowYBN-ztM

 

[cvramsfan]

Been almost a month since last check in, is Pills OK?

 

[Selassie I]

@RamFan503

We need some Pills shit yo!

My girl Jen (Pills' mom as she likes to be called) now has a full-time boyfriend. He moved all the way across the country from LA and moved in with her. I still can't believe it.... but pics from Pills would make him crazy I'm sure Hahahahaha... he's very jealous, and let's just say most of her friends cannot stand this dude.