I Kidnapped The Pillsbury Doughboy... with PICS
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We'll make sure he gets around to everyone who wants a some time with him. He's hard to let go of it seems. Hahahahahaha
But I'm in absolutely no rush to return him to his "moma". I want to keep her flipping out forever if I can.
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Right?
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Um... Am I the only one worried about who will be nude?
If you want, I can take a couple shots of him in a fryer basket and send them to you. I don't know what you have in mind beyond that so you can twist it however your mind turns.
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It'll be at least me, he's prolly going to be nuzzling my nuts in one shot while sock monkey gives it to him up the ass. The angle won't show anything but it'll be enough to get the picture.
Maybe we should send him back your way to be laid on on a butcher block with some chopped up meat and some blood. Then the deep fryer.
I'm also going to take him to the pier in Naples or Ft. Myers and ask one of the many guys fishing there every day if they will string him up and hang him over the side down to the water. Often there are dolphin hanging around trying to swipe snacks off of the hooks and some of the guys like to play with them and lift the line just enough so they miss it. That would be a great movie to send.
I've been thinking we should send some movies not just pics. Imagine Pils on one of your big ass cutting boards and you slamming a big ass butcher knife into some pieces of meat lined up next to him and then the knife coming down at him and WHAM.........the video cuts out.
I was also thinking about doing an ISIS style beheading video. I know that's a terrible thing to talk about because they are vile ass creatures that don't deserve a single breath but it would mix things up.
I think she could use some "WTF!?!?!" moments over her dear little Pils what do you think.
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...annnnnnnd, you just went too far.
But hey, my too far may be your not far enough. Get some waterboarding too, even it up a little.
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...annnnnnnd, you just went too far.
But hey, my too far may be your not far enough. Get some waterboarding too, even it up a little.
Got that one covered. Pils will spill it - I can guarantee.
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From the descriptions of Jen, I bet he has seen some stuff. Get it all sir. We can do some reenactments!
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...annnnnnnd, you just went too far.
But hey, my too far may be your not far enough. Get some waterboarding too, even it up a little.
The waterboarding is a good idea.
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Haven't seen him. Do you have tracking info available?
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Should do if I can find my receipt. Lemme have a look.
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Just make sure that you know which is which......there are probably some tiny subtle marks on hers that she would notice if they weren't there.
I'm dying to see what you have up your sleeve.
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Hers seems to just be a little yellower than his evil twin. Otherwise, I can't see any markings on him. They appear to have all the same bloodlines.
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Trust me when she sees what I send she's going to forget about how proud she is of her little globetrotting Pils and will move directly from pride to mortification.
And this is just the tip of the iceberg.
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I'll send his evil twin when I'm done so you will have a stunt double. Are you next in line?Trust me when she sees what I send she's going to forget about how proud she is of her little globetrotting Pils and will move directly from pride to mortification.
And this is just the tip of the iceberg.
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This is gonna be awesomeness.
I'm texting you Jen's # now so that the torture can begin asap.
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