I love how the refs get criticized left and right, and many fans complain that they would be better if they were "full time".
But somehow they are secretly "that good" that they can collectively alter the outcome of a game?
And more importantly, keep their mouths shut about it?
Comic gold
It's an alternative theory. I don't think those two things truly exist in the minds of fans at the same time. We'll say then one right after the other, but not in the sense that belief in both of equally true at the same moment.
It's an either/or. The refs appear to be supremely incompetent. So incompetent in fact that it almost appears that they are trying to be that bad.
So fans who are paying attention are left with two options only:
1. The refs collectively have an IQ lower than a linebacker's Jersey number, or...
2. The refs are actually very content but they don't act that way because they're intentionally influencing the games to one degree or another. How much no one knows, but it is being influenced (under this theory).
It strains reality to believe that so many people could be really truly attempting to be very good at their jobs, get so much training, be hand selected for quality, and still be so incredibly fucking awful at every single aspect of what they do. It's the equivalent of believing Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny are real and both are the same person. Unless what they are asked to do isn't to call the game as the rules are written. If there's some secret rulebook (double teams don't get called for holding, for example; where is that guy?) then it makes sense sometimes, but not all the time.