LEGEND Dumbass of the Day

[RhodyRams]

thought I would resurrect this thread with this Darwin Award Nomination (awarded posthumously)

https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/south-county/police-westerly-man-died-after-firework-was-set-off-on-his-head/

 

[Memento]

thought I would resurrect this thread with this Darwin Award Nomination (awarded posthumously)

https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/south-county/police-westerly-man-died-after-firework-was-set-off-on-his-head/

Did he have any children? If he did, it’s not technically a Darwin Award because his genes still spread.

Definitely qualified otherwise, though.

 

[RamFan503]

thought I would resurrect this thread with this Darwin Award Nomination (awarded posthumously)

https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/south-county/police-westerly-man-died-after-firework-was-set-off-on-his-head/

What do you suppose the well thought out upside was going to be to this? Honestly, we need more of these dumbshits to do shit like this. #cullingtheherd

 

[Tano]

thought I would resurrect this thread with this Darwin Award Nomination (awarded posthumously)

https://www.wpri.com/news/local-news/south-county/police-westerly-man-died-after-firework-was-set-off-on-his-head/

We really need a shaking my head emoji

 

[Tano]

What do you suppose the well thought out upside was going to be to this? Honestly, we need more of these dumbshits to do shit like this. #cullingtheherd

You know - I want to give this a like - I really do but .... yeah um do I really want to be that mean.

 

[Tano]

Fan tries running onto the floor while play is going on. Dumbass. Lol


View: https://twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/1518075135823171585

Too bad the security guard just tackled his ass.

 

[Tano]

i always thought that the future generations were suppose to get smarter. then I see this gem :

Unwanted 'side' of marijuana found in food delivered by DoorDash driver

A Columbus man found marijuana at the bottom of a bag of food he ordered to be delivered.

myfox28columbus.com

Really - future generations smarter?

I am betting on

 

[FaulkSF]

Another Darwin Award winner, literally:

Elephants trample a Spanish tourist to death in South Africa. He left a car to take photos

Elephants trampled to death a Spanish tourist at a South African wildlife reserve after he left his vehicle and approached a herd to take photographs, police and local government authorities said Tuesday. The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday at Pilanesberg National Park in North West...

www.yahoo.com

 

[Memento]

Another Darwin Award winner, literally:

Elephants trample a Spanish tourist to death in South Africa. He left a car to take photos

Elephants trampled to death a Spanish tourist at a South African wildlife reserve after he left his vehicle and approached a herd to take photographs, police and local government authorities said Tuesday. The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday at Pilanesberg National Park in North West...

www.yahoo.com

 

[RamFan503]

Another Darwin Award winner, literally:

Elephants trample a Spanish tourist to death in South Africa. He left a car to take photos

Elephants trampled to death a Spanish tourist at a South African wildlife reserve after he left his vehicle and approached a herd to take photographs, police and local government authorities said Tuesday. The 43-year-old man was killed on Sunday at Pilanesberg National Park in North West...

www.yahoo.com

Is that part of the Spanish in-squish-ition?

I'm here all week. Don't forget to tip your server.

 

[Force16X]

categorized under "you can't make this sh*t up".

Hamsters found in suspect's pants following store break-ins in Hilliard

A Columbus man was arrested early Tuesday following a bizarre string of break-ins at several stores in Hilliard.VIDEO: Columbus police bust hamster bandit after

myfox28columbus.com

and the local news story the next day:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX2ieNNQGIo

 

[RamsFan4Life]

I nominate me.

just posted had to buy new rod to replace the one I broke Tuesday trying to horse one through very thick vegetation

total noob move

 

[RamFanInPC]

Can we nominate politicians in the thread? Asking for a freind.

 

[RamFan503]

Can we nominate politicians in the thread? Asking for a freind.

I'm guessing you know the answer to that. A big NO.

 

[Memento]

I'm guessing you know the answer to that. A big NO.

What about very long-dead politicians from parties that don't exist anymore? (Whig Party, for clarification.)

 

[RamFanInPC]

What about very long-dead politicians from parties that don't exist anymore? (Whig Party, for clarification.)

Or the toga party.

 

[Memento]

Or the toga party.

Fuck Caesar! Brutus did nothing wrong!