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Farr Be It

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NEW YORK — The Bangladeshi immigrant arrested in a botched suicide bombing in the New York subway mocked President Donald Trump on Facebook on his way to carry out the attack, writing "Trump you failed to protect your nation," authorities said Tuesday as they brought federal charges against him.

Akayed Ullah, 27, was accused of detonating a pipe bomb strapped to his body in an underground passageway between Times Square — the city's busiest subway station — and the bustling Port Authority Bus Terminal. The device did not fully detonate, and Ullah was the only one seriously hurt in the Monday morning attack.

At the hospital where he was taken with burns on his hands and torso, he told officers, "I did it for the Islamic State," according to the criminal complaint. Also, a search of his Brooklyn apartment turned up a passport in his name, scrawled with the words "O AMERICA, DIE IN YOUR RAGE," authorities said.

He was expected to appear before a magistrate, though it was not immediately clear if he was well enough to go to court. His court-appointed lawyer did not immediately return a message seeking comment.

At a news conference, Acting U.S. Attorney Joon H. Kim said Ullah picked a rush hour on a weekday to maximize casualties in his quest "to kill, to maim and to destroy."

Ullah, "with a hate-filled heart and an evil purpose," carried out the attack after researching how to build a bomb a year ago and planned his mission for several weeks, Kim said.

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After this weekend’s rocket ride, Hughes says he has plans for another big adventure (if he survives): He wants to run for California governor.

I could have guessed that.

You get the same shadow from a coin and a marble. You can see the Earth has round edges, but you can't see it's spherical.

He's wrong, just to be clear. I don't believe in a flat Earth. But shadows can't prove 3 dimensional shape.



The snowball fight would use "kid-friendly plush snowballs," according to the theme park's website.

Kid friendly WTF.

I don't understand this kind of shit.
 

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Whoever thought it was a good idea to sell a do-it-yourself circumcision kit is a dumbass.
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http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/20/amazon-pulls-diy-circumcision-training-kit-7173725/

Amazon pulls DIY circumcision ‘training’ kit
Nicole Morley for Metro.co.uk




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A circumcision training kit feared to encourage potentially deadly DIY surgery has been removed from Amazon. The kit includes a model of a young boy’s genitals, with a dark or light-skinned dummy available, to perform a mock circumcision with a selection of scalpels.

Amazon’s circumcision kit, which was listed with a price of between £365 and £456, was listed by ESP, a third-party seller. The online retail giant removed the item after the National Secular Society (NSS) wrote to UK manager Douglas Gurr claiming it could encourage people with no medical qualifications to carry out potential life-threatenings procedures at home.

Dr Antony Lempert, chairman of the NSS’s secular medical forum, said: ‘We fear that the sale of this product may encourage unqualified practitioners to carry out unnecessary surgery on infants in non-clinical conditions, resulting in serious harm.’

The product has been removed from Amazon’s UK site and cannot be shipped to the UK, though it remains available in the US.
 

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Florid comes roaring back to claim the dumbass championship of the year, not that was even close.
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http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/2...nching-atm-for-giving-him-too-much-money.html

Florida man arrested after punching ATM for 'giving him too much money'
By Nicole Darrah | Fox News

Michael Joseph Oleksik, 23, was charged with criminal mischief after Wells Fargo requested Cocoa Police press charges against the man.

Law enforcement told Florida Today that Oleksik was seen on surveillance footage “standing at the ATM, pummeling the electronic teller’s touch screen on Nov. 29.”

He then reportedly called Wells Fargo and apologized for the damage done to the teller machine, but said he was “angry the ATM was giving him too much money and he did not know what to do.”

Oleksik's actions caused at least $5,000 in damages, FOX13 reported.

A Wells Fargo branch in Cocoa, Fla., requested that police press charges against Oleksik, who was booked into the Brevard County Jail.
 

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http://www.theadvertiser.com/story/...ker-admits-he-burned-mail-20-tubs/1029335001/

Postal worker admits he burned 20 tubs of mail
Claire Taylor

A postal worker in Louisiana pleaded guilty this week in federal court for destroying mail.

Mark Wayne Thompson, 50 of Pitkin in Vernon Parish pleaded guilty to one count of use of delay or destruction of mail by a postal employee.

He is a former U.S. Postal Service employee who had a rural route in Elmer in Rapides Parish.

Thompson admitted that, instead of delivering the mail, he took it home from Dec. 1, 2016, until May 1, 2017, and burned it. He estimated he burned 20 tubs of mail.

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As a result, Thompson faces up to five years in prison, three years of supervised release and a $250,000 fine.

His sentencing is set for April 6.
 

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Any update on the dumbass that was going to launch himself in a homemade rocket from an RV to the dizzying height of 1800 feet to prove the earth was a flat?

Bueller??
 

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Any update on the dumbass that was going to launch himself in a homemade rocket from an RV to the dizzying height of 1800 feet to prove the earth was a flat?

Bueller??
*Unofficial update

Results of successful launch:
  • Rocket launch actually overachieved to an estimated height of 2350 ft.
  • Substantial damage to roof of RV not covered by owners Geico insurance plan, based on “negligence and dumbass behavior” clause.
  • Due to inability to successfully employ ripcord, launch subject landed violently in a nearby Walmart parking lot.
  • As a consolation, launch subject WAS able to prove something to be flat, as a result of his efforts.
  • In lieu of flowers, Family and friends are encouraged to make donations to launch subjects Wife and seven children, or to the Elks Lodge of greater Little Rock.
 

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...eceives-ballistic-missile-threat-warning.html

Panic in Hawaii as Civil Defense issues alert for 'inbound ballistic missile threat' which told residents to 'urgently seek shelter' - then takes 37 MINUTES to say it was a false alarm
By JENNIFER SMITH FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

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Panic spread through the state of Hawaii on Saturday morning when residents received a phone alert for an 'inbound ballistic missile threat' that was accidentally sent out by Civil Defense but which was not corrected for the best part of an hour.

Scores of confused residents tweeted screenshots of the warnings after receiving the alert at 8.07 local time.

It read: 'BALLISTIC MISSILE THREAT INBOUND TO HAWAII. SEEK IMMEDIATE SHELTER. THIS IS NOT A DRILL'.

A similar message flashed up on local television networks and brought live sports games to a halt.

It was caused by an employee at Civil Defense who 'pushed the wrong buttons' during a shift handover.

The mistake was corrected by government agencies on Twitter 12 minutes later but it took 37 minutes for another phone alert to be issued confirming to residents that it was a false alarm. Some say they never received a second phone alert at all.

By the time it was issued, terrified residents and tourists including basketball legend Magic Johnson flocked to shelters and into their garages in fear of a nuclear attack.

When it became clear that it was a false alarm, their panic turned to fury.
 

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By the time it was issued, terrified residents and tourists including basketball legend Magic Johnson flocked to shelters and into their garages in fear of a nuclear attack.

When it became clear that it was a false alarm, their panic turned to fury.
Yeah. Where do I get one of those nuclear-proof garages?
 

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A double dose of dumbasses today from Maine and of course Florida. Was alcohol involved? You bet.
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http://wgme.com/news/local/belfast-man-allegedly-punches-himself-in-the-face-to-avoid-breathalyzer

Man allegedly punches himself in the face to avoid breathalyzer
by WGME

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Why am I hitting myself?
Brian Fogg (Waldo County Jail)


BELFAST, Maine (WGME) – Belfast police say they have arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test.

Police say they found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early Saturday morning on Waterville Road.

When they tried to administer a breathalyzer test, Fogg allegedly punched himself in the face three times, causing himself to bleed.

Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test.

Fogg is charged with OUI, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief.

He has since been released on bail.

http://thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/bank-burrito-mixup-739401

Burrito-Seeking Drunk Driver Busted, Cops Say
Bank of America drive-thru lane was mistaken for a Taco Bell

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-A Florida motorist was so impaired that he mistook a Bank of America drive-up lane for a Taco Bell and sought to order a burrito from a teller, according an arrest report.

Cops were summoned Wednesday afternoon to a Tampa-area bank “in reference to a suspected impaired driver.” Upon arriving at the Bank of America branch, an investigator found Douglas Francisco, 28, at the wheel of a blue Hyundai in the bank’s parking lot.

A bank manager previously told police that a male driving a blue Hyundai had passed out at the wheel while in the bank’s drive-thru lane. After the employee beat on the car’s window, the driver awoke and asked for a burrito. He subsequently drove away “after being informed he was not at Taco Bell.”

During police questioning, Francisco “made several statements that were differing from reality,” a Hernando County Sheriff’s Office deputy reported. Francisco, the deputy noted, had a “delayed reaction to questions as well as slowed movements of his extremities consistent with someone under the influence of prescription narcotics.”

Francisco was arrested after field sobriety tests “yielded strong evidence of impairment.” A search of Francisco turned up Xanax and Oxycodone pills, for which he had a prescription.

Charged with driving under the influence, Francisco (seen above) was booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor rap. He was freed yesterday after posting $500 bail.
 

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A double dose of dumbasses today from Maine and of course Florida. Was alcohol involved? You bet.
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http://wgme.com/news/local/belfast-man-allegedly-punches-himself-in-the-face-to-avoid-breathalyzer

Man allegedly punches himself in the face to avoid breathalyzer
by WGME

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Why am I hitting myself?
Brian Fogg (Waldo County Jail)


BELFAST, Maine (WGME) – Belfast police say they have arrested a man who allegedly punched himself in the face to avoid a breathalyzer test.

Police say they found the car of 27-year-old Brian Fogg in a ditch early Saturday morning on Waterville Road.

When they tried to administer a breathalyzer test, Fogg allegedly punched himself in the face three times, causing himself to bleed.

Police tended to his injuries instead of giving him the test.

Fogg is charged with OUI, falsifying physical evidence and criminal mischief.

He has since been released on bail.
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That DIY circumcision kit brings to mind the controversial case of a baby born without eyelids. They want to try an operation using the baby's foreskin from his circumcision to make eyelids for him. There is heated debate about the operation. Some fear the baby will end up "cockeyed".
 

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https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nf...y-punching-police-horse/ar-AAv1Ygk?li=BBnbfcL


Another Eagles fan arrested for allegedly punching police horse

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Larry Brown Sports

Steve DelVecchio 6 hrs ago


For the second time in just over a week, a Philadelphia Eagles fan was arrested on Sunday for punching a police horse outside Lincoln Financial Field.


While police reported no arrests from the celebrations that took place in the streets after the Eagles defeated the Minnesota Vikings, there were a few people taken into custody before kickoff. One of them was Andrew Tornetta, who was charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, recklessly endangering another person, and related charges. According to a police report obtained by Darryl Slater of NJ.com, Tornetta is accused of punching a police horse.

“The corporal gave verbal commands for the persons to leave the area,” the report read. “However, one person refused. While mounted atop the horse, the corporal began to escort him away from the crowd, again telling him to leave. The offender became verbally combative and maneuvered himself out of his jacket, and was grabbed by his sweatshirt to maintain control, due to him being under arrest.

“The offender then struck the officer’s horse two times with his fist, on [the horse’s] right front shoulder. The offender then struck the corporal on the right side of his face, below his eye, causing redness and swelling. The offender then shed his garments and began walking away, back into the crowd, in an attempt to flee. Fellow mounted and Philadelphia police officers assisted in taking the offender into custody.”

Believe it or not, a man was arrested last week after he also allegedly punched a horse when he was ejected from the Eagles’ playoff game against the Atlanta Falcons.

Eagles fans were praised by the Philadelphia Police Department for celebrating responsibly on Sunday, though there were a few acts after the game that probably should have resulted in arrests. Fans in Philly are known for being a bit rowdy, but I think we can all agree that the horse punching has to stop.
 

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France represents. Fighting over Nutella? Really? Vous les imbéciles!
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https://www.ocregister.com/2018/01/26/nutella-fans-brawl-for-discounted-hazelnut-spread/

Nutella fans brawl for discounted hazelnut spread
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS


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Giuseppe Aresu, Bloomberg

Brawls have broken out in French supermarkets as shoppers scramble to get their hands on discounted jars of chocolate and hazelnut spread.

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Chaotic scenes were filmed in several supermarkets across the country operated by the Intermarche chain, which offered massive discounts on jars of Nutella.

The promotion, launched on Thursday, reduced the price of more than a million 950-gram jars from 4.70 euros ($5.85) to 1.41 ($1.75).

In one video posted on Twitter, customers are seen shoving each other and shouting as they try to get as many jars as possible. According to Le Parisien newspaper, shoppers started to fight in the northern town of Ostricourt, prompting police to step in.


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Dumbasses aside, what were 85 plumbers doing on the same plane?
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http://www.sacbee.com/news/nation-world/world/article197360089.html#fmp

Broken toilet forces plane with 85 plumbers aboard to turn around
BY DON SWEENEY



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How many plumbers does it take to fix an airplane toilet?

It’s a joke with no punch line, as 85 plumbers on a Norwegian flight headed for Germany discovered Saturday when their plane had to return to Oslo because of a broken toilet, reported The Independent. The flight, which departed Oslo bound for Munich, turned back at the Swedish border.

“We would have liked to fix the restrooms, but unfortunately it had to be done from the outside and we did not take the opportunity to send a plumber (out) at 10,000 meters,” Frank Olsen, a plumbing company CEO aboard the flight, told Norwegian newspaper Dagbladet.

“So many plumbers on a plane and it has to turn around because of toilet trouble – there’s good humour in that,” plumber Hans Christian Odegard told the publication.

Once back on the ground, the problem was fixed and the Boeing 737 resumed its interrupted flight, arriving in Munich about three hours late, a Norwegian spokesperson told The Telegraph.
 

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France represents. Fighting over Nutella? Really? Vous les imbéciles!
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https://www.ocregister.com/2018/01/26/nutella-fans-brawl-for-discounted-hazelnut-spread/

Nutella fans brawl for discounted hazelnut spread
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS


0127-bus-nutella-riot-04.jpg

Giuseppe Aresu, Bloomberg

Brawls have broken out in French supermarkets as shoppers scramble to get their hands on discounted jars of chocolate and hazelnut spread.

0127-bus-nutella-riot-02.jpg

AP Photo

Chaotic scenes were filmed in several supermarkets across the country operated by the Intermarche chain, which offered massive discounts on jars of Nutella.

The promotion, launched on Thursday, reduced the price of more than a million 950-gram jars from 4.70 euros ($5.85) to 1.41 ($1.75).

In one video posted on Twitter, customers are seen shoving each other and shouting as they try to get as many jars as possible. According to Le Parisien newspaper, shoppers started to fight in the northern town of Ostricourt, prompting police to step in.


View: https://twitter.com/kennyLebon/status/956481551621066753?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ocregister.com%2F2018%2F01%2F26%2Fnutella-fans-brawl-for-discounted-hazelnut-spread%2F

Haha. Ah those frenchies.
That store needed a German in control, keep the LaPues' in order.