LEGEND Dumbass of the Day

[Prime Time]

The wussification of men is taken to a new level. Some men now believe they have periods. :shocked:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/health/quarter-of-men-believe-they-have-man-periods/

Quarter of men believe they have 'man periods'
Jonathan Wells
19 NOVEMBER 2015

A quarter of British men believe that they experience a monthly 'man period', according to new research.

As part of a study of 2,412 people (50pc men and 50pc women), male participants were asked if they frequently suffered the same common side effects of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) that women experience during their menstrual cycle, including tiredness, cramps and increased sensitivity.

And whilst 26 per cent of men revealed that they did experience these feelings on a regular basis, perhaps a more shocking statistic is that 58pc of their female partners believed them.

Furthermore, all female respondents whose partners claimed to experience 'man periods' were asked whether or not they offered any special support to their partners during these times, and 43 pc admitted that they did.

When asked how they had done so, the most commonly cited ways were "try and cheer him up" (44 pc) and "walk around on egg shells" (39 pc). Of those who didn’t believe their partners, 33 pc admitted to telling their partner to "man up".

5 per cent of men reported experiencing "menstrual cramps" CREDIT: MOODBOARD / ALAMY

Men identified several PMS-related symptoms as indicators of their 'man periods', from constant hunger to general irritability.

Increased cravings, tiredness and a "bloated" feeling were also reported, with 12 pc confessing that they were "more sensitive about personal weight". 5pc of respondents even reported suffering from "menstrual cramps".

According to the poll, commissioned by vouchercloud.co.uk, the average British man who believes he has a ‘man-period’ spends an additional £81.53 on food and snacks per month, compared to those who don’t suffer from the much debated biological phenomenon.

The 'man period', which is formally known as 'Irritable Male Syndrome', has been heavily researched by Dr Jed Diamond, a specialist in male social patterns who staunchly maintains the condition's existence.

"It is assumed that women are hormonal and men are moved more by logic," writes Diamond in his book, The Irritable Male Syndrome. "But men have a number of hormonal cycles and these affect their level of energy, anger, sex drive and irritability."

"Contrary to what is often assumed, men become violent when their testosterone levels go down," Diamond continues, "and whilst we traditionally associate rage with high testosterone, I have found that irritability, depression and withdrawal come with a deficiency of the hormone."

However, not all academics are so convinced. Dr. Gregory Jantz, a psychotherapist and author, has previously accused men of melodrama. "With women, it's a fact of life that has to be dealt with," the doctor blogs, recognising that the female body undergoes a physically noticeable cycle.

"Irritable male syndrome may be the most recent sticker slapped over the old mid-life crisis label," Jantz continues, "but as far as I can tell, the idea has been around for a few years and it hasn't gained much real traction amongst men."

 

[Selassie I]

alm:

 

[Force16X]

the bloated feeling is more likely from excess beer and chicken wing consumption during thursday nights. i do apologize for that remark though, as there is no such thing as excess beer and chicken wing consumption, there is however residual effects from such an occurrence.

 

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The wussification of men is taken to a new level. Some men now believe they have periods. :shocked:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/health/quarter-of-men-believe-they-have-man-periods/

Quarter of men believe they have 'man periods'
Jonathan Wells
19 NOVEMBER 2015

A quarter of British men believe that they experience a monthly 'man period', according to new research.

As part of a study of 2,412 people (50pc men and 50pc women), male participants were asked if they frequently suffered the same common side effects of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) that women experience during their menstrual cycle, including tiredness, cramps and increased sensitivity.

And whilst 26 per cent of men revealed that they did experience these feelings on a regular basis, perhaps a more shocking statistic is that 58pc of their female partners believed them.

Furthermore, all female respondents whose partners claimed to experience 'man periods' were asked whether or not they offered any special support to their partners during these times, and 43 pc admitted that they did.

When asked how they had done so, the most commonly cited ways were "try and cheer him up" (44 pc) and "walk around on egg shells" (39 pc). Of those who didn’t believe their partners, 33 pc admitted to telling their partner to "man up".

5 per cent of men reported experiencing "menstrual cramps" CREDIT: MOODBOARD / ALAMY

Men identified several PMS-related symptoms as indicators of their 'man periods', from constant hunger to general irritability.

Increased cravings, tiredness and a "bloated" feeling were also reported, with 12 pc confessing that they were "more sensitive about personal weight". 5pc of respondents even reported suffering from "menstrual cramps".

According to the poll, commissioned by vouchercloud.co.uk, the average British man who believes he has a ‘man-period’ spends an additional £81.53 on food and snacks per month, compared to those who don’t suffer from the much debated biological phenomenon.

The 'man period', which is formally known as 'Irritable Male Syndrome', has been heavily researched by Dr Jed Diamond, a specialist in male social patterns who staunchly maintains the condition's existence.

"It is assumed that women are hormonal and men are moved more by logic," writes Diamond in his book, The Irritable Male Syndrome. "But men have a number of hormonal cycles and these affect their level of energy, anger, sex drive and irritability."

"Contrary to what is often assumed, men become violent when their testosterone levels go down," Diamond continues, "and whilst we traditionally associate rage with high testosterone, I have found that irritability, depression and withdrawal come with a deficiency of the hormone."

However, not all academics are so convinced. Dr. Gregory Jantz, a psychotherapist and author, has previously accused men of melodrama. "With women, it's a fact of life that has to be dealt with," the doctor blogs, recognising that the female body undergoes a physically noticeable cycle.

"Irritable male syndrome may be the most recent sticker slapped over the old mid-life crisis label," Jantz continues, "but as far as I can tell, the idea has been around for a few years and it hasn't gained much real traction amongst men."

 

[Dodgersrf]

The wussification of men is taken to a new level. Some men now believe they have periods. :shocked:
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/health/quarter-of-men-believe-they-have-man-periods/

Quarter of men believe they have 'man periods'
Jonathan Wells
19 NOVEMBER 2015

A quarter of British men believe that they experience a monthly 'man period', according to new research.

As part of a study of 2,412 people (50pc men and 50pc women), male participants were asked if they frequently suffered the same common side effects of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) that women experience during their menstrual cycle, including tiredness, cramps and increased sensitivity.

And whilst 26 per cent of men revealed that they did experience these feelings on a regular basis, perhaps a more shocking statistic is that 58pc of their female partners believed them.

Furthermore, all female respondents whose partners claimed to experience 'man periods' were asked whether or not they offered any special support to their partners during these times, and 43 pc admitted that they did.

When asked how they had done so, the most commonly cited ways were "try and cheer him up" (44 pc) and "walk around on egg shells" (39 pc). Of those who didn’t believe their partners, 33 pc admitted to telling their partner to "man up".

5 per cent of men reported experiencing "menstrual cramps" CREDIT: MOODBOARD / ALAMY

Men identified several PMS-related symptoms as indicators of their 'man periods', from constant hunger to general irritability.

Increased cravings, tiredness and a "bloated" feeling were also reported, with 12 pc confessing that they were "more sensitive about personal weight". 5pc of respondents even reported suffering from "menstrual cramps".

According to the poll, commissioned by vouchercloud.co.uk, the average British man who believes he has a ‘man-period’ spends an additional £81.53 on food and snacks per month, compared to those who don’t suffer from the much debated biological phenomenon.

The 'man period', which is formally known as 'Irritable Male Syndrome', has been heavily researched by Dr Jed Diamond, a specialist in male social patterns who staunchly maintains the condition's existence.

"It is assumed that women are hormonal and men are moved more by logic," writes Diamond in his book, The Irritable Male Syndrome. "But men have a number of hormonal cycles and these affect their level of energy, anger, sex drive and irritability."

"Contrary to what is often assumed, men become violent when their testosterone levels go down," Diamond continues, "and whilst we traditionally associate rage with high testosterone, I have found that irritability, depression and withdrawal come with a deficiency of the hormone."

However, not all academics are so convinced. Dr. Gregory Jantz, a psychotherapist and author, has previously accused men of melodrama. "With women, it's a fact of life that has to be dealt with," the doctor blogs, recognising that the female body undergoes a physically noticeable cycle.

"Irritable male syndrome may be the most recent sticker slapped over the old mid-life crisis label," Jantz continues, "but as far as I can tell, the idea has been around for a few years and it hasn't gained much real traction amongst men."

This has to have been written by a women.

 

[Memento]

This has to have been written by a women.

Yep. You got me. I totally wrote that article to help facilitate the feminist takeover of the world. And there's absolutely nothing you can do to stop us, since we outnumber you and are always right.

 

[HX76]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nce-pop-career-new-Swedish-girlfriend-27.html

 

[Prime Time]

http://www.newsweek.com/man-named-bud-weisser-arrested-budweiser-brewery-401449

Bud Weisser Is His Name, and He Was Arrested at Budweiser Brewery
BY POLLY MOSENDZ

A teenager named Bud Weisser is accused of trespassing on the grounds of a brewery named Budweiser in St. Louis, Missouri, the local police department said on Friday.

The 19-year-old was arrested on Thursday at 6:48 p.m. after an altercation with brewery security officers. "Upon arrival, it was learned that the suspect had entered a secured area at the Budweiser Brewery and was asked to leave by security officers," police said in a statement.

Authorities say Weisser resisted arrest, for which he faces charges along with trespassing.

Anheuser-Busch, Budweiser's parent company, did not respond to request for comment about the coincidentally named teenager's alleged trespassing.

 

[Prime Time]

Get in a fistfight with a monkey because he peed on your bike? That makes you a dumbass. Click link below for video and pics.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ocking-moment-man-gets-fist-fight-monkey.html

Watch the shocking moment a man gets into a fist fight with a MONKEY – after the cheeky animal urinates on his motorbike

Shocking video has emerged of a brawl between a man and a wild monkey, which was provoked when the animal urinated on the seat of the man’s motorbike.

The footage, taken on December 1 of this year in the Thai province of Chachoengsao, starts harmlessly when a group of men find a cheeky monkey perched on their bright red motorbike.

The group are in hysterics at the sight of the monkey testing out their ride, until the creature realises it’s been sprung.

The monkey proceeds to bite and urinate on the seat of the bike, prompting the owner to throw his shoe at the creature in disgust. The monkey immediately flies into a fit of rage.

Instantly angered, the monkey leaps off the bike and throws himself at the man and the pair throw punches at each other.

Although it starts off innocently, the man and monkey are soon flinging vicious punches at each other in a flurried fist fight.

As the fight escalates the man kicks out at the monkey and they roll around on the ground at the river’s edge, flinging dirt at each other.

Viral Hog, who obtained the video, were quick to point out ‘no animals or humans were injured in this altercation.’

 

[Dodgersrf]

Definitely a Darwin Award candidate.


http://news.yahoo.com/suspected-burglar-killed-by-alligator-while-hiding-104133932.html#


Suspected Burglar Killed By Alligator While Hiding From Police In A Pond

16 hours ago

WABC – NY
Police: Burglar who hid from police eaten by gator

A suspected burglar has been killed by an alligator while hiding out in a pond.


The body of Matthew Riggins, 22, was found in water in Barefoot Bay in Florida ten days after he was reported missing.

Police said Riggins was attacked by an 11-foot long alligator while he was hiding out after a series of planned break-ins.

Before he was reported missing, Riggins called his girlfriend to tell her he would be in the area breaking into homes.

Two men dressed in black lurking behind homes were spotted by residents, leading to a police search of the area that involved a helicopter and dog units.

The search was called off but Riggins was reported missing by his family the next day.

Major Tod Goodyear, from the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, told BayNews9: “He probably went into the lake to hide from the officers and the dog, and came across that gator.

“To hide somewhere to try and get away, and then meeting up with an animal like that, no, I’ve never had that happen before.”

When a police dive team located Riggins’ body, they also came across the alligator, which was euthanised.

Some of Riggins’ remains were found inside the animal’s stomach.

 

[Memento]

Definitely a Darwin Award candidate.


http://news.yahoo.com/suspected-burglar-killed-by-alligator-while-hiding-104133932.html#


Suspected Burglar Killed By Alligator While Hiding From Police In A Pond

16 hours ago

WABC – NY
Police: Burglar who hid from police eaten by gator

A suspected burglar has been killed by an alligator while hiding out in a pond.


The body of Matthew Riggins, 22, was found in water in Barefoot Bay in Florida ten days after he was reported missing.

Police said Riggins was attacked by an 11-foot long alligator while he was hiding out after a series of planned break-ins.

Before he was reported missing, Riggins called his girlfriend to tell her he would be in the area breaking into homes.

Two men dressed in black lurking behind homes were spotted by residents, leading to a police search of the area that involved a helicopter and dog units.

The search was called off but Riggins was reported missing by his family the next day.

Major Tod Goodyear, from the Brevard County Sheriff’s Office, told BayNews9: “He probably went into the lake to hide from the officers and the dog, and came across that gator.

“To hide somewhere to try and get away, and then meeting up with an animal like that, no, I’ve never had that happen before.”

When a police dive team located Riggins’ body, they also came across the alligator, which was euthanised.

Some of Riggins’ remains were found inside the animal’s stomach.

I just read that! It's a shame that they couldn't give the gator a nice comfortable life at the zoo, though...

 

[Prime Time]

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.co...-for-fighting-cullen-jenkins-over-headphones/

Giants cut Damontre Moore for fighting Cullen Jenkins over headphones
Posted by Michael David Smith on December 12, 2015

AP

Friday on the Giants started with an act of generosity from Odell Beckham Jr. and ended withDamontre Moore out of a job.

Beckham brought dozens of pairs of Beats by Dre headphones to practice on Friday to give them as gifts to his teammates. But some players took more than one, and defensive tackle Cullen Jenkins wasseen leaving the locker room with several pairs.

That angered Moore, and he and Jenkins got into a fight, according to Ian Rapoport of NFL Network. It was after that fight that the Giants decided to cut Moore.

The fight was the last straw for Moore. Giants coach Tom Coughlin has said multiple times that Moore needs to do a better job of conducting himself as a professional. Coughlin was particularly upset with Moore after he picked up a costly roughing the passer penaltyagainst the Eagles, and Coughlin chewed out Moore after a fight on the practice field in training camp.

There’s no word on whether the Giants have disciplined Jenkins. It sounds like he and Moore were both to blame, but Jenkins wasn’t on his last chance like Moore was. It also helps that Jenkins is a starter while Moore was a backup.

Moore will now be available to any team that wants him on waivers, but it’s hard to imagine anyone will claim him. Although he has talent as a pass rusher, he’s shown the kind of immaturity that NFL teams usually are only willing to deal with for a star player.

 

[snackdaddy]

http://www.newsweek.com/man-named-bud-weisser-arrested-budweiser-brewery-401449

Bud Weisser Is His Name, and He Was Arrested at Budweiser Brewery
BY POLLY MOSENDZ

A teenager named Bud Weisser is accused of trespassing on the grounds of a brewery named Budweiser in St. Louis, Missouri, the local police department said on Friday.

The 19-year-old was arrested on Thursday at 6:48 p.m. after an altercation with brewery security officers. "Upon arrival, it was learned that the suspect had entered a secured area at the Budweiser Brewery and was asked to leave by security officers," police said in a statement.

Authorities say Weisser resisted arrest, for which he faces charges along with trespassing.

Anheuser-Busch, Budweiser's parent company, did not respond to request for comment about the coincidentally named teenager's alleged trespassing.

Working at a women't prison I once supervised an inmate name St. Peter. She told me when she was pulled over a cop asked her name. She said St. Peter. The cop said "Ok, get out of the car smart ass".

 

[Prime Time]

Working at a women't prison I once supervised an inmate name St. Peter. She told me when she was pulled over a cop asked her name. She said St. Peter. The cop said "Ok, get out of the car smart ass".

Hey, I haven't gone by that title since my acid trip days. :mrburns:

 

[Prime Time]

The monkey's not the dumbass here. He can't help himself, he's a monkey.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...o-parked-vehicles-driver-takes-nap-India.html

Monkey steals a bus and crashes it into two parked vehicles while the driver takes a nap in India

• Monkey climbed into bus in Bareilly, north India, while driver was asleep
• Animal managed to start the engine and it started in second gear
• The bus hit two other parked vehicles before driver regained control

By SARA MALM FOR MAILONLINE

One of the most bizarre traffic accidents of the year has taken place in northern India, where a monkey stole and crashed a bus.

The monkey managed to start the engine of the bus while the driver was taking a nap - and even got it moving.

The bus hit two other vehicles parked in the garage in Bareilly, Uttar Pradesh state, before the driver was able to regain control.

The chicle had been parked at the local bus station between routes, and the conductor had stepped off for a break.

The driver, seizing an opportunity for a nap, and stretched out in the back, leaving the keys in the ignition.

As the monkey jumped out of the bus, it started rolling, and bystanders were forced to jump out of the way.

'The driver managed to regain control of the bus but not before it hit two other parked buses,' local public transport manager SK Sharma told Times of India.

'Monkeys have become a regular menace at bus stations and workshops, where they often fiddle with vehicles undergoing repair. They have also damaged CCTV cameras at stations.

'Three years we were able to get rid of them the help of municipal authorities to get rid of them but they have returned.'

 

[Force16X]

what part about being months away from becoming a millionaire do these players NOT understand?
Ezekiel Elliott Cited For Driving With A Suspended License Following Accident

http://www.10tv.com/content/stories...h-a-suspended-license-following-accident.html

 

[Force16X]

just when you thought the bar had been set for dumbass:
Driver's Facebook Video Leads To Arrest, OVI Charges In Franklin County
http://www.10tv.com/content/stories...n-county-after-posting-video-on-facebook.html

 

[Force16X]

Trevone Boykin arrested ahead of TCU-Oregon Alamo Bowl matchup. ( i give up.)

http://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nca...owl-matchup/ar-BBo4QUw?li=BBnbfcL&ocid=AARDHP

 

[RhodyRams]

http://wpri.com/2016/01/04/teens-ch...er-at-warwick-police-hq/?cid=facebook_WPRI_12


WARWICK, R.I. (WPRI) — A pair of Warwick teenagers were arrested Sunday night after police said they were caught stealing from a cruiser at the city’s police headquarters.

According to a Facebook post Monday from Warwick police, two detectives returned to the station in an unmarked cruiser at about 7 p.m. and spotted two suspicious males in the parking lot.

Police said the detectives approached the teens and found they had stolen hubcaps from a marked cruiser and were attempting to steal the siren control box and spotlight.

Shawn Bartis, 18, and a 17-year-old juvenile were taken into custody and charged with larceny and tampering with an automobile.

 

[Force16X]

the jokes will never end on this one.

Florida man steals butt plugs because he’s embarrassed

http://cw39.com/category/features/dumbass-of-the-day/