Dude, this is the WORST

[Loyal]

There's a good reason why nowhere anywhere can you order an appetizer of warm floppy pineapple chunks with a side of hot marinara sauce. Because it's gross.

Sounds DEVINE!

 

[Farr Be It]

Pork Sweet Fruity

That was my gang name in high school.
Those were confusing times for me tho.

Confusing for you. Traumatizing for others. Imagine the horror of getting a wedgie in the hallway and hearing someone mock you, “You’re Pork Sweet Fruity’s bitch naw!”

 

[Memento]

Fuck pineapple pizza. Cheese pizza is the absolute fucking best; pizza doesn't need toppings to be fantastic.

 

[Selassie I]

Yeah... I could use it as a poop bag when I walk my dog.

 

[RamFan503]

This is getting out of hand. What started out as a post about Rams gear has morphed into something .... much better. But if I may, please don’t talk about pineapple on pizza anymore. My sympathies if you’ve been in some horrible accident in which there was some awful head trauma, but you’re just not using your fucking head if you think putting that on pizza is anywhere near the realm of okay.

Stop the madness.

A-fucking-men

A small amount is fine, and they can't be cooked with the pizza they have to be raw. Otherwise it's too much.........see above.

Yeah. Gotta go light on the anchovies - period. I've used every kind of olive on a pizza. Haven't found one I didn't like. Anchovy stuffed are killer. But yeah. Also need to go light on any of the strong olives. I'm really not a huge fan of black olives on pizza but they'll work in a pinch.

 

[Farr Be It]

 

[OC--LeftCoast]

I used to think pineapple sounded gross on pizza so I avoided even trying it... then I tried it.

I am now firmly in the camp; there are no rules for good pizza

IMO

Hear hear

Well spoken my man

Look I’m as classic pepperoni as it gets

And pineapple and ham (not freaking Canadian Bacon) would have never entered my mind

So this I would say, if you’ve tried it and gagged, then you gots yourself a real opinion

However, if you haven’t even tried it...then all you perhaps bring is blather

Oh boy...

 

[Akrasian]

What's really the worst is the two homeless people we just came across, sitting behind a hotel, with all their belongings with them - on Thanksgiving. Too proud to accept the food we offered, so we left it anyway, hopefully they eat it.

Not necessarily too proud. Occasionally somebody adulterates the food they give out like that, so many homeless won't accept opened food. Pop-top cans, yes. Cash, of course. But there are hateful people out there, unfortunately.

 

[-X-]

You must not have had the balsamic reduction on top. That’s the only way to eat that.

 

[Merlin]

What I do is wear the medium. Show off that body the beer has worked so hard for.

 

[Mojo Ram]

For you Hawaiian pizza fanatics....a new recipe.

 

[Selassie I]

A-fucking-men

Yeah. Gotta go light on the anchovies - period. I've used every kind of olive on a pizza. Haven't found one I didn't like. Anchovy stuffed are killer. But yeah. Also need to go light on any of the strong olives. I'm really not a huge fan of black olives on pizza but they'll work in a pinch.

Anchovies

I love Anchovies... but I agree, on pizza it needs to be light.

HOWEVER....


On a Caesar salad... I just like a little bit of romaine to go with my anchovies and dressing.

 

[Loyal]

Fuck pineapple pizza. Cheese pizza is the absolute fucking best; pizza doesn't need toppings to be fantastic.

Unless you have fresh, sweet chunks of pineapple and smokey, crispy bacon spread over the top. This makes a good cheese pizza, transcendent!

 

[coconut]

Unless you have fresh, sweet chunks of pineapple and smokey, crispy bacon spread over the top. This makes a good cheese pizza, transcendent!

That really does.