Dude, this is the WORST

[RedRam]

I was in Greenville South Carolina with my wife at Burlington WayTooMuchShitForWomenToLookAt Coat Factory, and I stumbled across these fairly sweet sweatshirts. For like $12. And wouldn't you know it - NONE of them are above a medium. The hell, man? Finding any Rams gear in this neck of the woods is the equivalent of getting hit by lighting -twice - while riding your unicorn on your way to cash your winning lottery ticket.

And who wears Medium anymore?
This is America.

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Which reminds me. I owe @ramsplaya16 $12. Doh.

For $12 you should've just bought two of them and spliced them together. Boom! One XL!!

 

[RamFan503]

I think I was a Medium again when in the Navy. If you saw a picture of me in my crackerjacks, you probably would say "get that boy a burger!"

Well, I found the burgers(s)...and pizzas!
eh, @RamFan503 ?

BTW.... We have started making a bunch of pizzas lately. Oddly, none of them have pineapple. But they are fantastic! That pizza you show is a shit show. Fucking gross! Mine have great local Italian sausage, mushrooms, spinach, green onions, fresh basil, habanero stuffed green olives, etc... But keep that pineapple shit away from my pizza. That shit is flat out disgusting! Blend it up and put it in a drink, but keep it the FUCK away from my pizza!

 

[Loyal]

BTW.... We have started making a bunch of pizzas lately. Oddly, none of them have pineapple. But they are fantastic! That pizza you show is a shit show. Fucking gross! Mine have great local Italian sausage, mushrooms, spinach, green onions, fresh basil, habanero stuffed green olives, etc... But keep that pineapple shit away from my pizza. That shit is flat out disgusting! Blend it up and put it in a drink, but keep it the FUCK away from my pizza!

well, except for the spinach, green onions, and green olives, sunds great. Don't get green onions (especially) with a freakin mile of my pizza!

 

[CGI_Ram]

I used to think pineapple sounded gross on pizza so I avoided even trying it... then I tried it.

I am now firmly in the camp; there are no rules for good pizza

IMO

 

[Loyal]

I used to think pineapple sounded gross on pizza so I avoided even trying it... then I tried it.

I am now firmly in the camp; there are no rules for good pizza

IMO

Tell that to 503...He needs to take the Pineapple red pill! Although I slightly disagree on the "no" rules sentiment
1. No green onions- it's like the culinary version of smoking tobacco.
2. No anchovies - my God, where did that come from? (don't say Italy!)
3. No olives - It must the only place people eat olives which is on a pizza, eh CGI?

 

[-X-]

This is getting out of hand. What started out as a post about Rams gear has morphed into something .... much better. But if I may, please don’t talk about pineapple on pizza anymore. My sympathies if you’ve been in some horrible accident in which there was some awful head trauma, but you’re just not using your fucking head if you think putting that on pizza is anywhere near the realm of okay.

Stop the madness.

 

[Selassie I]

As a proud Haole who grew up in Pearl City Hawaii... and I have a Hawaiian Social Security number... do not call that "pizza" Hawaiian because it has pineapple on it. Nobody ever served that in the Islands back in the 70s.

That shit is gross, Yeah.

Call it Pork Sweet Fruity or some other shit. Keep the good Hawaiian name out of it completely though.

Mahalos

 

[Selassie I]

Oh... and as for the size medium.

My playing weight was also 180-185 back in HS. I'm 188 these days, and just like back in my HS days.... I still can't wear a medium.

No wonder they're $12.


Greenville (SC) huh... I used to have an office there. I'm surprised that they had anything other than a Clemson option. That's amazing even if they are mediums.

 

[-X-]

Call it Pork Sweet Fruity or some other shit.

That was my gang name in high school.
Those were confusing times for me tho.

 

[-X-]

Greenville (SC) huh... I used to have an office there. I'm surprised that they had anything other than a Clemson option. That's amazing even if they are mediums.

Yeah it’s a sea of orange around here 24/7.

 

[LesBaker]

BTW.... We have started making a bunch of pizzas lately. Oddly, none of them have pineapple. But they are fantastic! That pizza you show is a shit show. Fucking gross! Mine have great local Italian sausage, mushrooms, spinach, green onions, fresh basil, habanero stuffed green olives, etc... But keep that pineapple shit away from my pizza. That shit is flat out disgusting! Blend it up and put it in a drink, but keep it the FUCK away from my pizza!

Ever chop up a few kalamata olives and get them in the mix? Not too many or it overpowers the pizza.

2. No anchovies - my God, where did that come from? (don't say Italy!)

A small amount is fine, and they can't be cooked with the pizza they have to be raw. Otherwise it's too much.........see above.

 

[Selassie I]

That was my gang name in high school.
Those were confusing times for me tho.

I'm speechless here Paulie.

 

[coconut]

That was my gang name in high school.

Or was it a command?

 

[Alaskan Ram]

Pepperoni, fresh pineapple, fresh mushrooms, fresh jalapenos.....
At Moose's Tooth Pub & Pizzeria is the bomb-diggity.

And yeah, if you like beer, and you're still young....don't invest in medium sized shirts.
Skip over large...go strait to XL to hide the belly.

 

[Loyal]

As a proud Haole who grew up in Pearl City Hawaii... and I have a Hawaiian Social Security number... do not call that "pizza" Hawaiian because it has pineapple on it. Nobody ever served that in the Islands back in the 70s.

That shit is gross, Yeah.

Call it Pork Sweet Fruity or some other shit. Keep the good Hawaiian name out of it completely though.

Mahalos

Well you know, it was just this type of pinapple pizza prejudice, that finally cost Hawaii the Pro Bowl. And no, I don't have a Hawiian Social Securty Card, but I did max out a VISA Card in a weekend on Oahu in the 80's. That's gotta count for something...

 

[Mojo Ram]

This is getting out of hand. What started out as a post about Rams gear has morphed into something .... much better. But if I may, please don’t talk about pineapple on pizza anymore. My sympathies if you’ve been in some horrible accident in which there was some awful head trauma, but you’re just not using your fucking head if you think putting that on pizza is anywhere near the realm of okay.

Stop the madness.

 

[Mojo Ram]

There's a good reason why nowhere anywhere can you order an appetizer of warm floppy pineapple chunks with a side of hot marinara sauce. Because it's gross.

 

[Gandalf]

Finding Rams gear in Pa. is like hitting the lottery . Black and gold and Eagles green are all I see in any store . My wife keeps me in new gear from NFL.com

Man, I can't even remember the last time I went top the store. I pretty much buy everything from Amazon Prime.

 

[RamsInfiniti]

What's really the worst is the two homeless people we just came across, sitting behind a hotel, with all their belongings with them - on Thanksgiving. Too proud to accept the food we offered, so we left it anyway, hopefully they eat it.

But I do feel you pain on the lack of sizes!