I'm not shittin you, I walked in the shower and there's wade holding his ball sack like this, and I said, Jesus! You shoul see a doctor.... or a porn producer. Wade says, yeah, yeah, I think I got a bar of soap stuck under there. Help an old man out. So I grab a mop handle and lift the sack as much as I could before the handle breaks. The broken handle pierces the sack and bloods starts shooting everywhere.
Now I'm soaked in blood and trying to apply pressure to stop it and wade says, forget that. Get the soap. So I'm fending off the gushing blood and desperately trying to find the soap but I can't.
Finally I give up and fall to the ground, exhausted.
After several seconds of only being aware of my own heavy breathing, I hear a wet squishy sound. I look up and lamarcus joyner falls out from under the sack, gasping for air and holding a bar of soap.True story