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Selassie I

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This is a song... I know.

But the first few real lines of this always makes me laugh. So this is the quote I'm sharing... the whole damn song is hilarious though. I won't give the last part of it but here are the 1st few lines just in case you haven't already heard this.

I ate some bugs. I ate some grass. I.........


 

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Bring out your dead.

Here's one.

But I'm not dead.




How do you know she's a witch?

She looks like one.

What makes you think she is a witch.

She turned me into a newt.

A newt?

Well ... I got better.


I can bite your knees off.
 

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Bring out your dead.

Here's one.

But I'm not dead.




How do you know she's a witch?

She looks like one.

What makes you think she is a witch.

She turned me into a newt.

A newt?

Well ... I got better.


I can bite your knees off.

I fart in your general direction.
 

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... some people you just can't reach.
 

Selassie I

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I feel like Kenny Powers needs a spot in here too. There's so many more from Kenny out there, but here are just a few to inspire us all...


 

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from The Warriors.................

Ajax tells the Baseball Fury punk before they fight:

I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle.
 

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