That mnf game against the Bucs. Disgusting.
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I was there.
Almost had to fight my way to my seat. Old grandmas were cussing me out. It was like a war zone. One fucking old hag who was sitting on the isle seat told me that she wasn't letting me into her row while bowing up like a DT on a 4th down goal line stand. It was such a loud scene that security was literally right there almost right away. They had to threaten this bitch so she'd get the fuck out of my way. Keep in mind the game hadn't even started yet.
I remember being the only person standing up in the whole half of the stadium I was seated in and screaming "1st Down" while making the 1st Down arm motion. Then... it seemed like everyone's head in that stadium slowly spun around to lock eyeballs with me. I gave zero fucks.
One tampon lover at one point screamed over to me - "look at that bandwagon fan,,, nobody has been a Ram fan prior to Warner". The whole section I was in started laughing. I was wearing a Warner jersey. That's when I pulled the front of my jersey up to reveal an LA RAMS tee-shirt underneath and firing a bird at him. The laughs stopped quickly from those asshats as mine came out super loud.
It was a long walk back to the vehicle that night, but I was a single guy then and I had a young blonde knockout I brought with me who couldn't keep her hands off me. Those tampon clowns got a W that night, but they were still pissed watching her paw all over me the whole way out of the stadium. My night was far from over and I somehow stayed out of jail.
At the time, that game was considered my many to be the greatest MNF ever.
