OFFICIAL 2024 NFL memes and other funny stuff

[Elmgrovegnome]

 

[Corbin]

Dolphins are out of control horny. It's crazy.

Yes... they have actually raped humans too. Sounds nutz, but it's true.

I didn't get raped by one, but I was assaulted. So I have experienced how crazed they are first hand. There's a place down in Marathon (one of the islands in the Keys) called the Dolphin Research Center. They offer a dolphin experience that is very hard to find. Unlike the common dolphin experiences that allow people to stand in the water with them and maybe pet and touch a dolphin... they have a dolphin encounter that allows a person to grab ahold of the dorsal fins of 2 dolphins and then they pull you around like you're skiing. One dolphin on each side of you and you have a dorsal fin in each hand. They pull you ass around fast and it's like you're body surfing.

Well, only one of the dolphins was following instructions when I took a turn. The other apparently took a liking to me. Instead of offering the dorsal fin to me, it decided to start biting at my feet and leg. They bite other dolphins they are attracted to is what the trainer was telling me. So I got pulled around by one dolphin while the other was completely disobeying the trainer and nibbled at me like a freak. The trainers were shocked by this because they said this dolphin had never done that before. I never thought to ask if the fucker was male or female. I can tell you this... they are huge and powerful... and at least one of them has the hots for me. LOL

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Dude I advise against going on Safari then!

 

[Memento]

The fins on Tyreek!!!


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/IOnVUnZuDsY?si=D_gKyEcnqS-K99I6

Given how horny @Selassie I says dolphins are? I am not surprised Hill's racing Antonio Cromartie for most kids before he retires.

 

[Tano]

Given how horny @Selassie I says dolphins are? I am not surprised Hill's racing Antonio Cromartie for most kids before he retires.

I don't believe that was said in the interview. I have to believe that one was spoken by another person.

 

[Memento]

I don't believe that was said in the interview. I have to believe that one was spoken by another person.

Yep. You're looking at her. Dolphins are the horny, abusive fucksticks in the animal kingdom. Tyreek Hill fits the nom de guerre perfectly.

Harsh? Maybe. But we're talking about a guy who was banned from the Combine for assaulting his pregnant then-girlfriend, a guy who broke his son's arm, and unlike Janoris Jenkins, doesn't seem to give a shit about his family or anything beyond the bare minimum. I have no patience for people like that because, to me, abusing those weaker than you is not something a man or a father does or should do.

 

[bubbaramfan]

What'd I miss? Did Ty Hill get fucked by a dolphin?

 

[Psycho_X]

What'd I miss? Did Ty Hill get fucked by a dolphin?

No, but apparently if you put both in a pool together it'll be a race to see which hole gets filled first.

 

[PhillyRam]

This is actually ESPN's front page right now.... Thinking it fits right in with this thread.

 

[Memento]

This is actually ESPN's front page right now.... Thinking it fits right in with this thread.

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Oh, please do. Please handcuff yourselves to that kind of contract. He proved that he doesn't have it in him to win a Super Bowl when he bailed and threw it out of bounds instead of forcing it to Aiyuk on third down in overtime.

Please fucking give him all that money; I could use the laugh.

 

[Selassie I]

My little sis rented a big house in Dallas because she's out there for a Morgan Wallen concert.

First... she's a University of Michigan honk and loves brady.

She sent me this pick with the following message....

"At the house we are staying in." And nothing else.

That beautiful thing is huge too. Look at the light switch for perspective.

I told her that justice is prevailing. And nothing else.

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[dang]

This is actually ESPN's front page right now.... Thinking it fits right in with this thread.

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Nothing less than $65m a year is my wish.

 

[Merlin]

My little sis rented a big house in Dallas because she's out there for a Morgan Wallen concert.

First... she's a University of Michigan honk and loves brady.

She sent me this pick with the following message....

"At the house we are staying in." And nothing else.

That beautiful thing is huge too. Look at the light switch for perspective.

I told her that justice is prevailing. And nothing else.



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"Goddamn look at the size of that dicknose"
~ @Loyal

 

[Psycho_X]

View: https://x.com/Lions/status/1818469202820301286

 

[dang]

View: https://x.com/Lions/status/1818469202820301286

You may not like Goff but you gotta admit he is a chill dude. Which probably helped in hooking his honey bun.

 

[RamFanWA]

McVay nails it....


View: https://youtube.com/shorts/edlanEsYEGw?si=a7Wgpngl_lkOjDDQ

 

[Corbin]

My little sis rented a big house in Dallas because she's out there for a Morgan Wallen concert.

First... she's a University of Michigan honk and loves brady.

She sent me this pick with the following message....

"At the house we are staying in." And nothing else.

That beautiful thing is huge too. Look at the light switch for perspective.

I told her that justice is prevailing. And nothing else.



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She sounds like a good person!

GO BLUE!!

 

[snackdaddy]

Oh, please do. Please handcuff yourselves to that kind of contract. He proved that he doesn't have it in him to win a Super Bowl when he bailed and threw it out of bounds instead of forcing it to Aiyuk on third down in overtime.

Please fucking give him all that money; I could use the laugh.

Pay him that elite money only to find out he's not elite after the all pros start to decline. Which will be very soon.

 

[RamFanWA]

Totally fake - yet, still funny!!

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[PhillyRam]