X in His Car with imaginary guy Rams football podcast hour #1

[-X-]

So yeah. Experimental podcast from yours truly. Some of it NSFW. Figured I'd take advantage of the insane windshield time I have every day (4 hours today) and put together a podcast on my phone. Starts out with a bit of road noise, but clears up later when I park. It's over 40 minutes, so you just listen to however much you can take before you get ill. I just free-styled the whole thing while driving, so it is what it is.

Today's scintillating topics: New podcast name? Why do I still get tickets even though I have an imaginary passenger? I can't pronounce fullback, @Memphis Ram's fullback fetish, Corey Harkey, @Selassie I can cook some fucking brats, @Prime Time is a helluva locker room guy, Torry Holt's mouth/brain disconnect, Jared Cook's phoenix wingspan, Isaiah Pead's debut?, #blametheOC, negative fans, phallic symbol mics, @CGI_Ram's pipes, thordaddy memorial game, and more.


View: https://soundcloud.com/vidsbyx/the-factor-1

 

[bubbaramfan]

Sure looks like Jeff Bridges to me. Got in plugged it and will be back with critique. Thx for filling in for Ramsaddiction, sure like to know why they quit.

 

[TheDYVKX]

 

[Loyal]

Duuude.....

 

[RhodyRams]

any way to shorten this, I dont have that long of an attention span !!

 

[CodeMonkey]

Good idea! You need some canned sounds and responses for invisible guy.

 

[DR RAM]

My rolling commentary on your podcast. Pretending to be your fake buddy in the car:

@X81, sp, spe, spee, speech impediment. EOE. I still like his knowledge, but he keeps you on the end of your seat, doesn't he? Shotty, RIP. I'd take Pead over BC any day, good ST, now, and 3rd down back too.

All hammies are different, but I hope they don't rush him back. I ripped mine in half, was never the same. Never troll, LOL. Don't talk about Bradford.....shit, you went there. Bradford always looks good when healthy, IMO.

Harkules is, and has been one of my favorite players. Improved every year, tough guy. Freudian slip. You're a racist....kidding. That won't solve all of Memphis worries, me thinks.

We got Bulger killed, Bulgerized. Obulgerated.

Intermission? Really? Oh, never mind, even the yupsters love PBR, now.

Harkey makes blocks, plays hard, and can catch the ball, out of the backfield. Can shift, and block from the line too. Cook, head case, nuff said.

We drafted a basketball TE, he didn't work out, he was a pussy--Fendi Onobun. Jimmy is better.

Givens has had a hell of a preseason. He needed to. Rumor I heard, Brady's ball boy Jim McNally, took Givens in the bathroom, and inflated his balls. Neither Brady, nor Bellicheat will confirm or deny, and they both torched their phones.

Hard to be a deep ball catcher, when we can't throw a deep ball. We need time to throw, and the arm to do it. We haven't had those two match up, yet.

Dude, I'm right here. You don't see me, fuck!

CGI, the golden voice. Should have been a Torry Holt. You don't need to invite me, I'm invisible. Prefer to stay that. Kid's, don't smoke spot, we at the ROD, don't endorse it. Well, maybe we do. We probably do. I love Stu. Most good dad's have to dick's, so that their kids don't suck more than they do.

You were talking about fans, dumbshit.

I'm tired of it too. Fish bashing, poor media coverage etc.

Tell them to stop whining, X.

Maybe we should draft a lesbian? Too soon? Sam, wasn't close enough? Too soon? Not PC? Let X, be my guide.

Wrap it up, X, come on.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal

I don't like that negative, or contrarian shit either. Gets old, too fast. Cleared throat, now I now what your last break was about. Pass that shit, Dude. Wasn't a cinnamon bun.

Cook had his most receptions last year, didn't he lead our team. Yes, just call him a FB, would make everyone happy. Hey, did you hear, John Conner got released, again today????

Those are good guys, seriously.

Danny, can you cut these shorter??? But don't tell, X.

Good job, man. Love ya. Keep doing them.

Shout out to Thordaddy!

Prime--Glue, call him glue.

Have a great time guys, with our Thor!

Best damn Ram's fan site on the web. Invisible guy, out...

 

[PressureD41]

That is awesome!!! So good

 

[-X-]

any way to shorten this, I dont have that long of an attention span !!

Yeah, I'll have to shorten my drives I guess.
I can cut them in half, but it'll mean I'll have to talk twice as fast.
I won't be able to pronounce shit, but I'll give it a shot.

 

[-X-]

My rolling commentary on your podcast. Pretending to be your fake buddy in the car:

@X81, sp, spe, spee, speech impediment. EOE. I still like his knowledge, but he keeps you on the end of your seat, doesn't he? Shotty, RIP. I'd take Pead over BC any day, good ST, now, and 3rd down back too.

All hammies are different, but I hope they don't rush him back. I ripped mine in half, was never the same. Never troll, LOL. Don't talk about Bradford.....crap, you went there. Bradford always looks good when healthy, IMO.

Harkules is, and has been one of my favorite players. Improved every year, tough guy. Freudian slip. You're a racist....kidding. That won't solve all of Memphis worries, me thinks.

We got Bulger killed, Bulgerized. Obulgerated.

Intermission? Really? Oh, never mind, even the yupsters love PBR, now.

Harkey makes blocks, plays hard, and can catch the ball, out of the backfield. Can shift, and block from the line too. Cook, head case, nuff said.

We drafted a basketball TE, he didn't work out, he was a wuss--Fendi Onobun. Jimmy is better.

Givens has had a hell of a preseason. He needed to. Rumor I heard, Brady's ball boy Jim McNally, took Givens in the bathroom, and inflated his balls. Neither Brady, nor Bellicheat will confirm or deny, and they both torched their phones.

Hard to be a deep ball catcher, when we can't throw a deep ball. We need time to throw, and the arm to do it. We haven't had those two match up, yet.

Dude, I'm right here. You don't see me, freak!

CGI, the golden voice. Should have been a Torry Holt. You don't need to invite me, I'm invisible. Prefer to stay that. Kid's, don't smoke spot, we at the ROD, don't endorse it. Well, maybe we do. We probably do. I love Stu. Most good dad's have to dick's, so that their kids don't suck more than they do.

You were talking about fans, dumbshit.

I'm tired of it too. Fish bashing, poor media coverage etc.

Tell them to stop whining, X.

Maybe we should draft a lesbian? Too soon? Sam, wasn't close enough? Too soon? Not PC? Let X, be my guide.

Wrap it up, X, come on.

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalal

I don't like that negative, or contrarian crap either. Gets old, too fast. Cleared throat, now I now what your last break was about. Pass that crap, Dude. Wasn't a cinnamon bun.

Cook had his most receptions last year, didn't he lead our team. Yes, just call him a FB, would make everyone happy. Hey, did you hear, John Conner got released, again today????

Those are good guys, seriously.

Danny, can you cut these shorter??? But don't tell, X.

Good job, man. Love ya. Keep doing them.

Shout out to Thordaddy!

Prime--Glue, call him glue.

Have a great time guys, with our Thor!

Best damn Ram's fan site on the web. Invisible guy, out...

Whoa.

You're hired!

Imaginary but real DR RAM sidekick dude in the car with the Xman Rams Football Podcast Hour.

 

[-X-]

Good idea! You need some canned sounds and responses for invisible guy.

THAT'S the dude I hate.
Or ... anyone like him.

Dicks.

 

[DR RAM]

Whoa.

You're hired!

Imaginary but real DR RAM sidekick dude in the car with the Xman Rams Football Podcast Hour.

It was fun to do that, as I listened live.

 

[DR RAM]

Just an idea, but X does a podcast with Hitler...just a thought. Our funny, imaginary Hitler, not the the one who killed, and pillaged millions of people, and things. You could make it Spags instead

 

[Pancake]

You sound a lot like Seth Rogen. It was good though. I'd listen to your podcast all the time if you kept it going. Your more knowledgable than the guys who get paid.

 

[-X-]

Just an idea, but X does a podcast with Hitler...just a thought. Our funny, imaginary Hitler, not the the one who killed, and pillaged millions of people, and things. You could make it Spags instead

That's kinda what I'm gonna do next time I think. Get some soundbytes of people to insert and then ridicule.
Lookin' at you, Bernie.

 

[-X-]

You sound a lot like Seth Rogen. It was good though. I'd listen to your podcast all the time if you kept it going. Your more knowledgable than the guys who get paid.

That's cool of you, Cake.
Thanks man.

 

[BatteringRambo]

! Paused it at 10:10,not due to nausea, I want to savor it in 10 minute spans so after dinner and a few strong drinks I'm going for part two. Trying out post gym mood vs feeling damn listening mood.

 

[RamFan503]

So yeah. Experimental podcast from yours truly. Some of it NSFW. Figured I'd take advantage of the insane windshield time I have every day (4 hours today) and put together a podcast on my phone. Starts out with a bit of road noise, but clears up later when I park. It's over 40 minutes, so you just listen to however much you can take before you get ill. I just free-styled the whole thing while driving, so it is what it is.

Today's scintillating topics: New podcast name? Why do I still get tickets even though I have an imaginary passenger? I can't pronounce fullback, @Memphis Ram's fullback fetish, Corey Harkey, @Selassie I can cook some freaking brats, @Prime Time is a helluva locker room guy, Torry Holt's mouth/brain disconnect, Jared Cook's phoenix wingspan, Isaiah Pead's debut?, #blametheOC, negative fans, phallic symbol mics, @CGI_Ram's pipes, thordaddy memorial game, and more.


View: https://soundcloud.com/vidsbyx/x-in-his-car-with-invisible-guy-football-podcast-hour-1

Gonna have to give it a listen later. No time now but really want to hear it and give you my all too important critique.

 

[Prime Time]

My favorite line: "I understand the frustration. Too much losing, not enough payoff. It gets old, it gets tiring. But you know what? So does your whining." :snicker:

My X-fix indeed. Keep 'em coming.

You sound a lot like Seth Rogen.

It was driving me nuts trying to think who he sounds like but that's the voice. Thanks!

What's his left hand doing? Disturbing indeed. :eek:

 

[PaRam24]

From start to finish the entire thing was great, really hope you can do more of these