The Puntastic Dad Joke Rams Name Game

[AvengerRam]

How about this former Ram...

A corporate jeweler’s error, with a slight misspelling

 

[XXXIVwin]

How about this former Ram...

A corporate jeweler’s error, with a slight misspelling

How timely!

I’ll take a pause from this thread with this ridiculous groaner of a clue, based on a memorably named 6th round TE pick in 2010:

Chic Italian handbag atop a bread roll.

 

[1maGoh]

LOL you’ll kick yourself when you get it!

Here’s a clue, he was succeeded by:

To place a designation on a protrusion

JFC, I love it. You sir, are a genius.

 

[XXXIVwin]

How timely!

I’ll take a pause from this thread with this ridiculous groaner of a clue, based on a memorably named 6th round TE pick in 2010:

Chic Italian handbag atop a bread roll.

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aK8wD0NQGiY

 

[Memento]

As any purveyor of Dad Jokes knows, the only thing better than a good pun is a really bad one that makes people, particularly teenage children, cringe.

With that, I give you the Puntastic Dad Joke Rams Name Game.

Can you figure out the names of the current Rams that fit these descriptions?

Hector probably climbed one. (Troy Hill)

A bookworm, nonetheless fooled by a wooden horse. (Troy Reeder)

I read the Iliad and Odyssey. That's how I know these.