The Puntastic Dad Joke Rams Name Game

[AvengerRam]

As any purveyor of Dad Jokes knows, the only thing better than a good pun is a really bad one that makes people, particularly teenage children, cringe.

With that, I give you the Puntastic Dad Joke Rams Name Game.

Can you figure out the names of the current Rams that fit these descriptions?

Hector probably climbed one.

The coffee mug of a guy you might hang with.

Fairchild was one, in the 70s.

A bookworm, nonetheless fooled by a wooden horse.

A small floor covering that loves its own kind (not that there’s anything wrong with that).

A vast field of machine parts.

George drove one to his dry cleaning stores.

Michael, after a big meal.

Customize a hip hop tune.

As the race with Marsha for class president gets closer.

Too easy?

How about, as a bonus... who are these former Rams?

One who portends, in an abrupt, slightly rude, manner.

Spanish rum made by the uncle of Bo and Luke.

Horn blowing angel, in Italy.

The speed at which one walks at Disney World.

How Brady feels about pass rushers.

Good luck!

 

[dieterbrock]

Fairchild was one, in the 70s.

Morgan Fox

 

[AvengerRam]

I will click “like” on all correct responses.

 

[1maGoh]

Matt Gay is the easy one. I'm lost on the rest.

 

[rams1fan]

#1 troy hill
#2 cooper kupp
#4 troy reeder
#6 cam akers
#7 van jefferson

 

[rams1fan]

#9 taylor rapp

 

[dieterbrock]

As the race with Marsha for class president gets closer.

Greg Gaines

 

[dieterbrock]

Michael, after a big meal.

Jordan Fuller

 

[Deac]

Horn blowing angel in Italy:

Roman Gabriel

 

[XXXIVwin]

Sweet!! Great stuff. I got about half of ‘em.

I’ll add three of my own,for current Rams. I’ll “like” the right answers:

1. Six Million Dollar Man is feeling casual.

2. Cut the toilet paper.

3. The emperor’s voice needs to be louder!

 

[XXXIVwin]

Here’s a few more, of former Rams. I’ll put “hints” at the bottom of this post for each one.

EDIT WARNING: Most of these have been solved already, spoilers directly below this post!

1. After you use Barney’s washer, use...

2. The King’s showy pheasant.

3. Cut The Bandit in half!

4. Matrix Neo’s backward somersaults

5. Hanks apprehensions

6. Ventilatin’ penises

HINTS:

1. DE in the 70’s
2. RB late 70’s
3. LB 70’s
4. WR 80’s
5. WR 50’s
6. WR 80’s

 

[AvengerRam]

I’ve got some of the new ones, but I’ll give others a chance before I reveal answers.

 

[Lunchbox]

Here’s a few more, of former Rams. I’ll put “hints” at the bottom of this post for each one.

1. After you use Barney’s washer, use...

2. The King’s showy pheasant.

3. Cut The Bandit in half!

4. Matrix Neo’s backward somersaults

5. Hanks apprehensions

6. Ventilatin’ penises

HINTS:

1. DE in the 70’s
2. RB late 70’s
3. LB 70’s
4. WR 80’s
5. WR 50’s
6. WR 80’s

1. Fred Dryer
2. Elvis Peacock
4. Flipper Anderson
5. Tom Fears
6. Aaron Cox

Got some of the others as well, but leave some for others.

 

[XXXIVwin]

Avenger, I got all your clues except the “rude portend” one. (Unless there’s a Ram player named Gruff Harbinger).

Great stuff... love the Rams and love the Dad puns

 

[AvengerRam]

Avenger, I got all your clues except the “rude portend” one. (Unless there’s a Ram player named Gruff Harbinger).

Great stuff... love the Rams and love the Dad puns

LOL you’ll kick yourself when you get it!

Here’s a clue, he was succeeded by:

To place a designation on a protrusion

 

[XXXIVwin]

LOL you’ll kick yourself when you get it!

Here’s a clue, he was succeeded by:

To place a designation on a protrusion

Still stumped! All I can think of is Merlin Olsen (for the fortune teller) and Claude Crabb (memorably named LB in the 60’s) for the rude part.

Got the Disney, the rum, and Brady, which haven’t been listed yet... I’ll let someone else post ‘em though.

Did you get my 3 clues for current players?

 

[AvengerRam]

Still stumped! All I can think of is Merlin Olsen (for the fortune teller) and Claude Crabb (memorably named LB in the 60’s) for the rude part.

Did you get my 3 clues for current players?

I got 1 (Austin Blythe) and 3 (Micah Kiser). 2 has me stumped.

 

[XXXIVwin]

I got 1 (Austin Blythe) and 3 (Micah Kiser). 2 has me stumped.

BOOM! And just like that, I got your last 2 clues. (“Gruff Harbinger” and his successor). LMFAO! Both clues are funny.

As for my clue 2, if ya cheat a little and look at a list of the Rams’ roster, you’d probably get it. It’s based on a brand of product.

 

[Realign]

Here’s a few more, of former Rams. I’ll put “hints” at the bottom of this post for each one.

EDIT WARNING: Most of these have been solved already, spoilers directly below this post!

1. After you use Barney’s washer, use...

2. The King’s showy pheasant.

3. Cut The Bandit in half!

4. Matrix Neo’s backward somersaults

5. Hanks apprehensions

6. Ventilatin’ penises

HINTS:

1. DE in the 70’s
2. RB late 70’s
3. LB 70’s
4. WR 80’s
5. WR 50’s
6. WR 80’s

I like the term Ventilatin’ penises.
I have known a few of them in my time.

 

[AvengerRam]

BOOM! And just like that, I got your last 2 clues. (“Gruff Harbinger” and his successor). LMFAO! Both clues are funny.

As for my clue 2, if ya cheat a little and look at a list of the Rams’ roster, you’d probably get it. It’s based on a brand of product.

Oh...I got it. LOL