Men with beards carry more germs than dogs

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@Juggs at that point it's looking like a sweater right LOL.

That brings up a funny story.

I had a guy that worked for me as an assistant manager for a while. He was about 5’4” and hairy as a damn ape. His hair grows around his head down and connected to his back and his chest. It was insanity. Funniest damn thing of it all....he was bald as shit on top of his head. Lol
 

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That brings up a funny story.

I had a guy that worked for me as an assistant manager for a while. He was about 5’4” and hairy as a damn ape. His hair grows around his head down and connected to his back and his chest. It was insanity. Funniest damn thing of it all....he was bald as crap on top of his head. Lol
That ape likely had hair follicles with a genetic sensitivity to dihydrotestosterone (DHT).
 

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For the sake of equal time, this may require that all women who want you to have a cleanly shaved face ... submit to being regularly 'bush' waxed. :rimshot:
 

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I don’t know how people can stand those gross ass non trimmed mess of beards. Longest I’ve ever gone before I can’t take it anymore and trim is about an inch. Generally keep it well trimmed and shampoo it every time I wash my hair. But I generally can’t stand stewing in filth.
 

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I make my wife shave...all of it! :neener:
 

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Always get a laugh at how the clean shaven one's last name is Beard.
 

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halloween just became a lot more fun for me this year. thanks mega small sample sized test !

KIDS (needing a sugar high for free) : Trick or Treat !!

ME (evil diabetic handing out sugary candies) :
Guess whats in my beard and you can have hardened sucrose surprise in a bag !!
 
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Mountain Men and Trappers had beards. Imagine how germ ridden they were. My wife's uncle has a big beard and I've often wondered how clean it is. It never looks clean. You'd think with such a level of filth that they would all stink.

When I was a kid, I spent a ton of time in a local swamp. I inspected dead animals regularly and was far enough from home that washing my hands was usually forgotten until supper time. I held just about any insects I could find, ditto turtles and snakes. General illnesses were rare for me. So how bad can a dirty beard be? Mountain Men were very hardy, maybe our germaphobio is out of hand. Exposure to germs strengthens the immune system.