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You might be a dumbass if you circumcise yourself with a machete.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ng-MACHETE-friends-mocked-penis-Zimbabwe.html

Teenager is rushed to hospital after circumcising himself with a MACHETE when his friends mocked him about his penis in Zimbabwe
By HANNAH AL-OTHMAN FOR MAILONLINE


A teenager was rushed to hospital in Zimbabwe when he attempted to circumcise himself using a MACHETE after his friends mocked his penis.

The teen attempted the DIY circumcision using the nearest sharp object he could find after his friends told him he would not get a girlfriend because he still had his foreskin in tact.

The boy was rushed to St Luke’s Mission Hospital in the country’s Lupane District, where he spent two days recovering from the botched procedure.

Staff at the clinic also carried out the circumcision operation that the boy had attempted on himself.
Well I guess he got it done. Dumb ass or sly? o_O
 

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If you hate your wife and rob a bank instead of divorcing her, you might be a dumbass.
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http://www.kansas.com/news/nation-world/article128286869.html

Kansas man admits robbing Kansas bank to escape wife

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KANSAS CITY, KAN. A 70-year-old man who told investigators after robbing a Kansas bank that he'd rather be imprisoned than with his wife has admitted carrying out the holdup.

Lawrence Ripple pleaded guilty Monday in Kansas City, Kansas, to a federal bank robbery count. He faces up to 20 years in prison.

Court documents show that Ripple gave a Kansas City bank teller a note in September demanding cash and warning he had a gun. Ripple grabbed nearly $3,000, sat in the lobby and told a guard he was the "guy he was looking for."

An FBI agent says Ripple had argued with his wife earlier and told her in writing he'd "rather be in jail than at home."

The Kansas City Star reports that Ripple's wife accompanied him to court Monday.
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He''ll probably get off. Released into his wife's custody.That should be punishment enough.
 

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You might be a dumbass if you're a teacher who does cartwheels in front of her students with no panties on. You should also be arrested and fined for not having an eyewash station available.
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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCN-l3AqdXM
 

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Hey Rick, I loved your work on 'Hang On Sloopy' and 'Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo' but thinking it's okay to bring a loaded gun on a plane makes you the "Dumbass of the Day."
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...d-with-having-loaded-gun-on-delta-flight.html

Rock guitarist Rick Derringer charged with having loaded gun on Delta flight
Associated Press

Prosecutors say rock guitarist Rick Derringer carried a loaded gun in his carry-on bag on a Delta Air Lines flight from Cancun, Mexico, but was stopped after landing in Atlanta.

A federal air marshal quoted in court records says Derringer told him that he flies as many as 50 times per year with the gun in his carry-on bag, and has never had a problem.

A criminal complaint says Derringer has a Florida pistol permit and thought he could bring the gun on airplanes.

Derringer was charged with unlawfully entering an airport's secure area Jan. 9. His representatives didn't immediately return calls and emails.


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http://www.breitbart.com/news/drunk-men-on-atv-towed-couch-arrested-at-canadian-mcdonalds/

Drunk men on ATV-towed couch arrested at Canadian McDonald’s
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Feb. 12 (UPI) — Police in New Brunswick said two men were arrested after taking an intoxicated ride through a McDonald’s drive-through while riding on a couch towed by an ATV.

The Miramichi Police Department said an officer traveling on KG Highway about 3:19 a.m. Thursday spotted a couch being towed behind an ATV at a McDonald’s drive-through with two men riding atop the piece of furniture.

The ATV driver fled on the vehicle, leaving the couch and its occupants behind, and was last seen venturing out onto the frozen Miramichi River.

The couch-riders, ages 28 and 39, were arrested. Police said the men were intoxicated.

The ATV was located later in the day and seized by police, but the driver was not located.

Security camera that appears to show the ATV towing the couch and the passengers, who were wearing helmets, through a Miramichi street was posted to Twitter by Paddy Quinn. The footage is time stamped 3 a.m., moments before the police officer spotted the scene at the drive-through.
 

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Hey Rick, I loved your work on 'Hang On Sloopy' and 'Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo' but thinking it's okay to bring a loaded gun on a plane makes you the "Dumbass of the Day."
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...d-with-having-loaded-gun-on-delta-flight.html

Rock guitarist Rick Derringer charged with having loaded gun on Delta flight
Associated Press

Prosecutors say rock guitarist Rick Derringer carried a loaded gun in his carry-on bag on a Delta Air Lines flight from Cancun, Mexico, but was stopped after landing in Atlanta.

A federal air marshal quoted in court records says Derringer told him that he flies as many as 50 times per year with the gun in his carry-on bag, and has never had a problem.

A criminal complaint says Derringer has a Florida pistol permit and thought he could bring the gun on airplanes.

Derringer was charged with unlawfully entering an airport's secure area Jan. 9. His representatives didn't immediately return calls and emails.


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some one has got to ask the question... Was it a 2 shot derringer or a single shot derringer?
 

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Hey Rick, I loved your work on 'Hang On Sloopy' and 'Rock and Roll Hoochie Koo' but thinking it's okay to bring a loaded gun on a plane makes you the "Dumbass of the Day."
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http://www.foxnews.com/entertainmen...d-with-having-loaded-gun-on-delta-flight.html

Rock guitarist Rick Derringer charged with having loaded gun on Delta flight
Associated Press

Prosecutors say rock guitarist Rick Derringer carried a loaded gun in his carry-on bag on a Delta Air Lines flight from Cancun, Mexico, but was stopped after landing in Atlanta.

A federal air marshal quoted in court records says Derringer told him that he flies as many as 50 times per year with the gun in his carry-on bag, and has never had a problem.

A criminal complaint says Derringer has a Florida pistol permit and thought he could bring the gun on airplanes.

Derringer was charged with unlawfully entering an airport's secure area Jan. 9. His representatives didn't immediately return calls and emails.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nuw8GJbqx94


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kj5_P999UMo



I just saw this one. LOL

I have partied with Rick probably 6 or 7 times. He went to school with a friend of mine. We'd always meet up at a bar in Ponce Inlet. I can't remember if it was his girlfriend or his wife... but she played the sax and would bust out some jams without warning on it. They seemed pretty chill. Guess they were packing though.
 

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You might be a dumbass if you send a text message to the wrong guy asking if he will kill your wife and daughter. You're the dumbass of the day if you then blame your 4-year-old daughter for sending the text.
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...oss-allegedly-asking-help-kill-wife-daughter/

Jeffery Lytle, 42, allegedly intended to send a text message to a hitman named “Shayne” for help in killing his wife and daughter, but instead texted his former boss, KIRO reported.

“Hey Shayne hows it going. You remember you said that you would help me kill my wife. I’m going to take you up on that offer,” the Monroe resident allegedly wrote the person.

Lytle promised to share his wife and daughter’s $1.5 million life insurance policy with Shayne, according to court documents.

The unintended recipient of the message notified police, who arrested Lytle at his home Wednesday.

Lytle allegedly told investigators that he was sending those text messages to “vent” without any intention of killing his wife and daughter. He also said that his four-year-old daughter must have sent the text message.

He was booked into Snohomish County Jail on $1,000,000 bond for two counts of criminal solicitation charges.
 

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You might be a dumbass if you send a text message to the wrong guy asking if he will kill your wife and daughter. You're the dumbass of the day if you then blame your 4-year-old daughter for sending the text.
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http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...oss-allegedly-asking-help-kill-wife-daughter/

Jeffery Lytle, 42, allegedly intended to send a text message to a hitman named “Shayne” for help in killing his wife and daughter, but instead texted his former boss, KIRO reported.

“Hey Shayne hows it going. You remember you said that you would help me kill my wife. I’m going to take you up on that offer,” the Monroe resident allegedly wrote the person.

Lytle promised to share his wife and daughter’s $1.5 million life insurance policy with Shayne, according to court documents.

The unintended recipient of the message notified police, who arrested Lytle at his home Wednesday.

Lytle allegedly told investigators that he was sending those text messages to “vent” without any intention of killing his wife and daughter. He also said that his four-year-old daughter must have sent the text message.

He was booked into Snohomish County Jail on $1,000,000 bond for two counts of criminal solicitation charges.
I'm sure Shayne isn't happy about this either.
Hope they both get what they deserve.
 

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This contractor seems like an honest, decent man who just made a huge mistake. But if you're going to gut an entire house, you might want to first make sure it's the right house, otherwise you might be a dumbass.
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http://www.star-telegram.com/news/local/community/fort-worth/article133378524.html

‘A huge misunderstanding’: Contractor guts wrong Fort Worth house
BY MARK DAVID SMITH
msmith@star-telegram.com


FORT WORTH

When a TCU-area rental house was gutted last week, just before it was to be sold, the owners had lots of questions.

Thinking burglars had destroyed the house and taken all the fixtures, they called Fort Worth police to report the crime. Their plight — remarkable in part because of the thoroughness of the burglars, who took appliances, toilets, furniture, cabinets, shutters, doors, molding and even the doorbell — made the news in the Dallas-Fort Worth area.

Worse still, owners Lee and Lelia Beckelman, of the Houston area, had a contract to sell the house at 2736 Forest Park Blvd. Their son had lived there with roommates while he attended TCU, but he moved out in August and the last roommate left in October.

Their real estate agent found the place gutted Feb. 9. Essentially all that remained were walls, bathtubs and some of the flooring.

But as it turns out, the whole episode was an honest mistake.

As Fort Worth police were beginning the investigation, they got a phone call from a contractor who explained what happened, said Fort Worth Police Department Sgt. W.D. Paine.

The contractor told police that the man who owned a house at 2700 Forest Park Blvd. hired him to gut it, Paine said. When the contractor and crew arrived at the street, they saw what appeared to be an address on the curb, “2700 Forest Park Boulevard,” directly in front of a house.

The crew didn’t notice that the numbers on the house said 2736, not 2700.

“It was a huge misunderstanding,” Paine said.

The owner of 2700 Forest Park didn’t give the contractor any keys, and instructed him to just kick the door in to get inside, Paine said. The contractor did just that, and he and his crew removed almost everything inside over three days, during which they told neighbors they had been hired for the work.

Paine said police don’t intend to charge the contractor for the “big goof-up.”

“We can’t really file a criminal mischief charge because his intent wasn’t to deprive them of the property,” Paine said. “We’re leaving it up to the contractor and victim to settle it.”

Lelia Beckelman said Friday that they have spoken to the contractor. Neither the police nor the Beckelmans released the contractor’s name.

“He feels really bad and is willing to make us whole and restore things,” she said. “He’s an honest guy.”

Paine said the contractor had offered to restore the house or even buy it for the selling price. Beckelman said it was listed for $369,000, but didn’t want to disclose the contract price.

She said the current plan is for the contractor to return everything that had been taken and restore the house, at the least.

“He is bending over backwards for us,” Beckelman said. “We are grateful that he was honest and admitted the mistake and wants to reconcile.”
 

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about 20 years ago while the foreman on a roofing crew we actually tore the roof off the wrong house. Pulled down the street and saw the delivery of plywood and shingles so we set up and starting stripping the 3 layers of shingles off the house. Had the front plywooded and the back started with new shingles when the boss pulled up and started screaming. I never looked at the job ticket for the house number, just went by the pile of material that was delivered.

OOPS:palm: