#DitchYourDateIn5Words

[snackdaddy]

Your boobs real or fake?

 

[VegasRam]

OT - Snackdaddy, been meaning to tell you your avatar is AWESOME.

 

[Force16X]

your ass makes them big.
are you on your period?
you should lose some weight.
my ex loved this place.
you look like a raccoon.
i like to watch porn.
are you always this bitchy?
who picked out that dress ?
you arent curvy, you're fat.
i like wearing panties too.
that looks lousy on you.
do you shave down there?
look at that chick's ass.
have you been in rehab ?
you can pay this time.
only idiots like that song.
styling your hair wont help.
your mom is much sexier.
that looks like your cab.
my mom pays the bills.
why dont you shut up?

 

[Stranger]

I live with my parents

 

[RamFan503]

Well men are always portrayed in the media to be deadbeats. How many times on a TV show or movie have you seen the husband be the deadbeat? The lazy dad? The abuser? The moocher? The guy who works too much and is never around his family? The guy who is so dumb he can't figure out how to change a diaper or to be trusted to watch his own kids? Mostly women watch those kind of daytime talk shows so of course they're going to show how crappy men are. Women mooch off of men just as much, if not more.

Hell - even the commercials almost all portray men as dumbasses and women as rocket scientists. Too bad for them we still own practically everything.

 

[RamFan503]

Your sister did that too

 

[RamFan503]

My nickname is David Hasselhoff

 

[RamFan503]

So could you define small?

 

[RamFan503]

It's how you use it

 

[RamFan503]

My mom is so tight

OK - I just threw up in my mouth

 

[Stranger]

the water was really cold (ie shrinkage)

 

[Stranger]

Time to pickup my kids

 

[jrry32]

Call me "The Black Hammer".

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEGmdjz3Dk0

 

[Stranger]

White Hammer

 

[Leuzer]

She whipped out her dick.

 

[Leuzer]

It was bigger than mine. alm:

 

[Leuzer]

"Go down on me first."

 

[CodeMonkey]

She whipped out her dick.

It was bigger than mine. alm:

"Go down on me first."

View: http://youtu.be/LemG0cvc4oU

 

[Mackeyser]

I was abducted by UFOs.
Yeah, but prison rehabilitated me.
I can't go near schools.
My cologne is Yak urine.
The voices say you're nice.
MAMA SAID LICK PUSSY GENTLY.
I masturbate to Nickelback songs.
*******

What scares me about this fun excercise is that there a plenty of women (or men... Women would annhialate us at this game) who wouldn't leave upon hearing these five words...

Scary...

 

[Pancake]

Hahaha,

I masturbate to Nickelback songs

. That's pretty damn funny.