#DitchYourDateIn5Words

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[Ram_Rally]

"Can my mom tag along"?

 

[Athos]

"You got problems with smegma?"

-long story behind that involving a bar game, a twisted sense of humor, google, and a smartphone.

 

[Angry Ram]

Dude. I'm determined to get a chick that is much of a dollar menu aficionado as I am.

Oh...and this:

"Hurry up and pick something!"

 

[Dodgersrf]

Your friend has nice t&#$.

 

[Dodgersrf]

Can I borrow some money?

 

[PA Ram]

Hold on, my wife's calling.

 

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It's just a cold sore.

My balls are always itchy.

Your mom is a MILF!

Did you step in shit?

 

[RAMBUSH]

These crabs are mighty itchy!!!!

 

[Mojo Ram]

"I don't usually date black women, but i thought i'd try it out."

 

[Mojo Ram]

"Do you have any lube in your purse?"

 

[Mojo Ram]

"I like feet. Do you always wear those boots?"

 

[LazyWinker]

@Mojo Ram You're doing it wrong. You can only use 5 words.

"Cops! Hide my eight ball!!!"

 

[Zombie Slayer]

"Why are you still here?"
"Does this smell like chloroform?"
"Are you wearing any makeup?"
"They might have cured herpes!"
"You're paying for your half."

 

[Athos]

"Your sister grabbed my dick."

"You have a twin? Fuck!"

"I'm an anal guy only."

 

[Faceplant]

"Damn, test came back positive"

 

[Selassie I]

"LOOK,,, here comes my wife!"

 

[CodeMonkey]

I don't have any money.

 

[CodeMonkey]

I don't think I'm contageous.

 

[Ramsey]

The restaurant's name is Jonestown!