My wife is not afraid of hard work or getting her hands dirty , but..................
She is afraid of Spiders
But there is also one thing she hates more then spiders , and that's me making fun of her for being afraid of spiders , and I've known this now for 30 years , so for the last 30 years , my job has been to , kill the spider , get rid of the spider and never ,ever ,ever , ever mention the spider
Now , we're replacing a section of our deck , so today we went to Menards ( for those who don't live in the Midwest , Menards is like a Lowes or Home Depot ) we went to Menards to pick up the lumber , then we going to the Sports Page to get something to eat and watch the Iowa vs Iowa State game
Now Menards has this huge lumber ware house out back , self service , although they do have people in there in case you need help , so the wife and I pull into the ware house to pick up our lumber , and as we were loading 16 foot thick deck on our trailer , I noticed there were three or four other trucks and trailers in there doing the same , and the one thing I notched from all the other trucks , the guy was loading the trailer , and their wives were all just sitting in the truck , playing on their phone , not one was helping , except mine , she was right out there helping load lumber with me , so I had one of those simple , quite thoughts to myself , what a lucky a guy I am ,
and then it happened , as we were loading the thick deck , out of no where comes this huge , wolf spider , probably the largest wolf spider I've ever seen , but it wasn't just that , attached to the spider was this huge egg sack , and for people who know spiders , there can be like a 1,000 baby spiders in those egg sacks , and without even saying a word , my wife stepped back , walked to the cab of the truck and got in , she never got back out of that truck until we got the restaurant
Well , to make a long story short , which is almost impossible for me ,
, I've had this song stuck in my head all day now