Who here is old enough to remember this? It's not from some old 70's porn either. 
Good one @Dagonet I remember when TV shows had awesome theme songs. We used to jump on the couches when Hawaii 50 came on. Ha ha
Here's a good one. Up your nose with a rubber hose!
View: http://youtu.be/Mmm3KTa601s
We'd make great sweat hogs!Up your gizard, with a rubber lizard
Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington.
For I have dined on honeydew and drunk the milk of Paradise, lol.
View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEuOoMprDqg