Above all, the Rams stay my hometown team. Anything else is like buying rims for a car that's being repossessed.
After that, if I've been THAT good this year, I'd say a coaching change.
Third, a third straight pro bowl player drafted in the first. Whether that's a LT who slides GRob to guard or a QB who makes conversations about Mannion irrelevant or a WR. As long as it's an offensive player who contributes right away and doesn't need 15 years of development.
But really, I'll be just thrilled to death with a team here next year. Winners or lovable losers, I need a team here.