I'm not even gonna read or watch, I'm just going to write down the same thing that pops into my head anytime I hear his name.
God I want to punch him in his stupid fucking smug face so goddamn bad. Can you just imagine how good it would feel? That stupid fucking shit eating grin he always has, just a fucking fat one right in the mouth. I bet he'd cry too, he seems like the type of guy who'd cower down and in tears immediate be submissive rather than stand up to defend himself.
I think I'm going to start making super realistic masks of shitheads and put them on training dummies for people to hit. I know I'd be getting extra gym time in if I could punch him in his stupid fucking smug face.
I would love to join you in a round of Pound Florio's Face to Pulp.
The lil feller is literally The Guy.
The Guy no one wanted to play with as a child.
The Guy no one picked for any team sport.
The Guy the girls snickered at if by chance they even noticed him.
The Guy whose only soul mate will forever be Chris fucking Simms.
The Guy that will never be happy no matter how much $ he makes, because he is acutely aware that $ doesn't change the fact that he is a sniveling little shit of a piss ant.