Write Monday’s Rams/49’ers Headline

[T-REX]

RAMS mine 49ERS dry 38-0 proving they were playing with fool’s gold all season long.

 

[Merlin]

Rams secure 2 seed and send rival 9ers home for offseason.

This is my dream.

 

[Jorgeh0605]

KUPP BREAKS TWO RECORDS IN ROUTE TO #2 SEED

 

[dieterbrock]

"Fans Mourn the loss of Jimmy Garoppolo, stating Trey Lance is no Joe Pendleton"
INGLEWOOD, Calif.- San Francisco 49ers Head Coach Kyle Shanahan spoke about the loss of his QB, who was knocked in to next week by the Los Angeles Rams G.O.A.T. Aaron Donald. "I cant believe he's gone", Shanahan said to the crowd of 4 paid actors attending the funeral. "I hadnt seen Jimmy look as content since he was dating that 76 year old porn star", he continued to say, "the last time I saw a player crumble after a hit was Tom Jarrett in the Superbowl against the Pittsburgh Steelers"

 

[Rams77]

Niners beat Rams in finale and send LA on the road to start the playoffs…….I hope not but I don’t know if we are tough enough in the trenches yet

 

[gabriel18]

Rams send 49ers home empty handed after a 31-13 beat down.

 

[PARAM]

MALICE IN WONDERLAND
SF Niner and Eight gives Saints Cheshire cat smile

 

[snackdaddy]

Jimmy Garoppolo over shoots his receivers like he over shoots his porn star girlfriend.

 

[Ramlock]

STAFFORD’S 9th 3 TD DAY LEAD RAMS TO 31-6 WIN
Donald returns Garappallo’s head after game; Deebo and Kittle get a room

 

[PressureD41]

Rams end 5 game slump vs. 9ers and send them golfing with 41-9 throttling and enter playoffs as #2 seed

 

[Steve808]

Shanahan fired after missing the playoffs again, the 4th time in 5 seasons.

 

[dang]

Urban Meyer interviews for SF HC vacany after Rams KO 69ers.

 

[kurtfaulk]

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San Fran Likes Doing #2s But the Rams Clinch the #2.

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[Gandalf]

Kupp sets 3 receiving records on 80 yard walk off TD as time expires!

 

[GoodBadUgly]

49ers Give Rams Omicron-Like Spread, Bending Over 45-0

 

[majrleaged]

Rams dominate 49ers. Peaking at right time in 31 to 13 win.

 

[RamFanWA]

Santa Clara football team RAMMED at SOFI stadium....

 

[Merlin]

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San Fran Likes Doing #2s But the Rams Clinch the #2.

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Yes I like the #2 connection there... How bout:

"Rams clinch hard on #2 and drop 9ers."

 

[badnews]

Rams somehow defeat 49ers despite Sean McVays inability to view his original favorite team as a rival

"Hey, Kyle has always been a friend to me and lately he's become more like family..... infact, after our last friendly competition, he said I could call him "Daddy". I just think it speaks to the culture of family with the 49ers going back to when my Grandfather was here.... I mean, there..."

When asked how he feels about the Rams, Shanahan replied by saying "Fuck those guys. No I mean literally. I want to have sex with all of them. I'm a dirty whore who hates America, hates freedom and the only thing I hate more is Sean McVay and his punk ass finesse rip-offense!"


Just kidding Coach McVay!!! I'm totally behind ya. But I wouldn't mind you being a little more bloodthirsty when we play these assclowns... Sweep the fuckin' leg, Johnny!!!

 

[Classic Rams]

Short and simple:

RAMS END NINERS SEASON 33-13.