"Would You Rather?" running Thread

[LesBaker]

I wish I could live forever.....and thats the truth.

Hell yeah - me too. I always fantasize about being an immortal.

Of course, if you were too, I'd have to kill you because there can be only one.

Yeah you being immortal wouldn't work for me because in my mind the other one was a hot chick.

And I don't think you're fully prepared for that. Hehehe.....

 

[LesBaker]

if you arent able to change a thing , would you rather know when you are going to die, or how you will die?

If I had to know one and didn't have a choice it would be how not when.

I wish I could live forever.....and thats the truth. So I'd avoid whatever the how was for sure!

but the questions states you cant change a thing.. so your answer is invalid !!!

My answer is still how not when in that case.

 

[Thordaddy]

If you woke up in bed with Janine Garafalo laying on your arm would you
a) lay there and wait for her to wake up?
b) chew your arm off like an animal caught in a trap?

The drunk the night before is a given

 

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Re: "Would You Rather?" running Thread

If you woke up in bed with Janine Garafalo laying on your arm would you
a) lay there and wait for her to wake up?
b) chew your arm off like an animal caught in a trap?

The drunk the night before is a given

You know, I'm surprisingly attracted to her.


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[Thordaddy]

Re:

If you woke up in bed with Janine Garafalo laying on your arm would you
a) lay there and wait for her to wake up?
b) chew your arm off like an animal caught in a trap?

The drunk the night before is a given

You know, I'm surprisingly attracted to her.


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Seek help my friend there has to be some cure for being attracted to over idealized, politically condescending, foul mouthed ,munchkins.

 

[Lesson]

Would you rather live forever and age or be forever young?

How young? And do you mean age until I'm like 4,000 years old?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

You could either be a 13 year or age until your thousands of years old.

 

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If you woke up in bed with Janine Garafalo laying on your arm would you
a) lay there and wait for her to wake up?
b) chew your arm off like an animal caught in a trap?

The drunk the night before is a given

You know, I'm surprisingly attracted to her.


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Seek help my friend there has to be some cure for being attracted to over idealized, politically condescending, foul mouthed ,munchkins.

And you wonder why I like her? :lol:


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[Thordaddy]

Re:

If you woke up in bed with Janine Garafalo laying on your arm would you
a) lay there and wait for her to wake up?
b) chew your arm off like an animal caught in a trap?

The drunk the night before is a given

You know, I'm surprisingly attracted to her.


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Seek help my friend there has to be some cure for being attracted to over idealized, politically condescending, foul mouthed ,munchkins.

And you wonder why I like her? :lol:


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I do consirering you HAVE children, your wife is as you say "The Bomb" ,ardunno ,should we blame thalidamide?

 

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If you woke up in bed with Janine Garafalo laying on your arm would you
a) lay there and wait for her to wake up?
b) chew your arm off like an animal caught in a trap?

The drunk the night before is a given

You know, I'm surprisingly attracted to her.


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Seek help my friend there has to be some cure for being attracted to over idealized, politically condescending, foul mouthed ,munchkins.

And you wonder why I like her? :lol:


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I do consirering you HAVE children, your wife is as you say "The Bomb" ,ardunno ,should we blame thalidamide?

Well, I didn't say I'd leave my current life to run away with her, did I? lol.
All I said was, "I'm surprisingly attracted to her." So slow your roll there, pahtnuh.

 

[Angry Ram]

Would you rather live forever and age or be forever young?

How young? And do you mean age until I'm like 4,000 years old?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

You could either be a 13 year or age until your thousands of years old.

13 year old man...no responsibilities FTW!

Would you rather have diarrhea for a month or have kidney stones for a day?

 

[Ram Quixote]

Would you rather have diarrhea for a month or have kidney stones for a day?

A day? Are you including the pain??????

Fuck that (I've had the stones, and the bare hour of pain was excrutiating enough, let alone the 4 days of pain meds while I waited for the procedure to get the fucking thing out of where it was stuck).

Diarrhea would be a breeze. In fact, I imagine one would get used to it after a whole month.

 

[CGI_Ram]

Re: "Would You Rather?" running Thread

Diarrhea would be a breeze. In fact, I imagine one would get used to it after a whole month.

Not to mention the weight loss benefit!

:lol:

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[Angry Ram]

Would you rather have diarrhea for a month or have kidney stones for a day?

A day? Are you including the pain??????

Fuck that (I've had the stones, and the bare hour of pain was excrutiating enough, let alone the 4 days of pain meds while I waited for the procedure to get the fucking thing out of where it was stuck).

Diarrhea would be a breeze. In fact, I imagine one would get used to it after a whole month.

IDK man...having diarrhea that long could be fatal considering all the water you're losing.

I asked that question b/c I know ppl who had both problems recently.

 

[Ram Quixote]

Would you rather have diarrhea for a month or have kidney stones for a day?

A day? Are you including the pain??????

freak that (I've had the stones, and the bare hour of pain was excrutiating enough, let alone the 4 days of pain meds while I waited for the procedure to get the freaking thing out of where it was stuck).

Diarrhea would be a breeze. In fact, I imagine one would get used to it after a whole month.

IDK man...having diarrhea that long could be fatal considering all the water you're losing.

I asked that question b/c I know ppl who had both problems recently.

If I knew I was going to have diarrhea for month, I'd be hitting the fluids regularly.

Alright. After they removed the stone (by one of those camera/grabbing tools), they shoved a stent most of the way up to my kidney to allow the tissues they irritated to heal. Do you understand what a stent is? It's a latex hose, and I'm here to tell ya, every time I peed there was pain. They left that thing in for more than a week.

You want a new definition for mixed emotions? How about having a pretty female medtech pulling that stent hand over fist out of your penis?

 

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I do think a subject change is in order.

Stat.


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[Rabid Ram]

Re: "Would You Rather?" running Thread

I do think a subject change is in order.

Stat.


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Would you rather sit through a prostate exam or watch a marathon of jersey shores

 

[LesBaker]

Re:

I do think a subject change is in order.

Stat.


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Would you rather sit through a prostate exam or watch a marathon of jersey shores

Prostate exam if Ram Quixote's willing to lend me that pretty med tech lol.

 

[LesBaker]

Would you rather have diarrhea for a month or have kidney stones for a day?

A day? Are you including the pain??????

Fuck that (I've had the stones, and the bare hour of pain was excrutiating enough, let alone the 4 days of pain meds while I waited for the procedure to get the fucking thing out of where it was stuck).

Diarrhea would be a breeze. In fact, I imagine one would get used to it after a whole month.

IDK man...having diarrhea that long could be fatal considering all the water you're losing.

I asked that question b/c I know ppl who had both problems recently.

I had a strand of ecoli that took about ten days to get over. For about 7 days I couldn't get out of bed except to hit the bathroom. I was hitting double digits every singe day when it comes to crapping and let me tell you it's not a lot of fun. Especially when it's stomach acid because you can't hold food down. I think a habanero pepper rubbed on the "third point of contact" all day every day would feel better, it was that bad.

I've never had stones but I don't think I'd want a month of diarrhea.

 

[Angry Ram]

Would you rather have diarrhea for a month or have kidney stones for a day?

A day? Are you including the pain??????

freak that (I've had the stones, and the bare hour of pain was excrutiating enough, let alone the 4 days of pain meds while I waited for the procedure to get the freaking thing out of where it was stuck).

Diarrhea would be a breeze. In fact, I imagine one would get used to it after a whole month.

IDK man...having diarrhea that long could be fatal considering all the water you're losing.

I asked that question b/c I know ppl who had both problems recently.

If I knew I was going to have diarrhea for month, I'd be hitting the fluids regularly.

Alright. After they removed the stone (by one of those camera/grabbing tools), they shoved a stent most of the way up to my kidney to allow the tissues they irritated to heal. Do you understand what a stent is? It's a latex hose, and I'm here to tell ya, every time I peed there was pain. They left that thing in for more than a week.

You want a new definition for mixed emotions? How about having a pretty female medtech pulling that stent hand over fist out of your penis?

Yes I know what it is. Dry heaving and fevers and other presents after the pulling.

OK yeah...subject change.

 

[Ram Quixote]

Re:

I do think a subject change is in order.

Stat.


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