Why Cogs Makes Sense...

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mr.stlouis

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He's durable, a beast, will come pretty cheape, and he loves Jake Long. But what's perhaps the biggest reason of all is... *drum roll*... WE DON'T GIVE A DAM ABOUT PERSONAL FOULS ANYMORE!! Lol... we would be the dirtiest team in football, easily. Heck nobody likes us, anyway, so let's give them a real reason to not like us. The officiating couldn't get any worse on top of that.

#BringCogsHomeHAHAHA

(This was satire. But like all satire it brings out a great point of view that stirs emotional due to how close to home it's dramatized content hits.)
 
Hey look. An oxymoron thread title.

Looooooooooooooooove it.
 
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He's durable, a beast, will come pretty cheape, and he loves Jake Long. But what's perhaps the biggest reason of all is... *drum roll*... WE DON'T GIVE A DAM ABOUT PERSONAL FOULS ANYMORE!! Lol... we would be the dirtiest team in football, easily. Heck nobody likes us, anyway, so let's give them a real reason to not like us. The officiating couldn't get any worse on top of that.

#BringCogsHomeHAHAHA

(This was satire. But like all satire it brings out a great point of view that stirs emotional due to how close to home it's dramatized content hits.)


No he isn't. He is average, always has been.
 
Hey, while were at it, should bring in Martin as well, they are good friends and all and we wouldnt have to worry about guard spot for a long time....:peek:
 
I like the fact that his eyes aren't to close together to make me wonder if he is inbred, that matters to me. :cheese:

Oh also he's a turd.
 
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he will become the leader of all the knuckleheads on a team , a contingency you really need to NOT have a leader