What Would You Do For A Super Bowl Win?

[Loyal]

Let's do some magical thinking for a bit. What extreme action would you take before Super Bowl LVI, if it assured a Rams win? It has to be a sacrifice and so @Merlin streaking through a Walmart SuperCenter doesn't qualify, cuz he does that for fun. If you don't see an option that is EXTREME enough in the poll question, please pick Other and list it down below.

 

[kurtfaulk]

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i'm into extreme. here's what i would do.

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[Loyal]

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i'm into extreme. here's what i would do.

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bastid!

 

[sloramfan]

before seeing the sienfeld gif, i had already decided...

nothing...

because we're gonna win, without any extreme witchcraft...

go rams

slo

 

[Tron]

I went with reverse mohawk, but since I live in Tampa Bay, should probably go with wearing the I love Tommy shirt since no one here would question it lol, but it'd eat me up inside daily

 

[1maGoh]

Everything but the face tattoo. 2 years isn't enough. I'm not interested in the diaper years. There's a lot of awful things I would do to secure a Rams super bowl win, but ultimately I need to keep my job so anything that risked that is a no go.

 

[thirteen28]

Let's do some magical thinking for a bit. What extreme action would you take before Super Bowl LVI, if it assured a Rams win? It has to be a sacrifice and so @Merlin streaking through a Walmart SuperCenter doesn't qualify, cuz he does that for fun. If you don't see an option that is EXTREME enough in the poll question, please pick Other and list it down below.

I'd completely degrade and disrespect myself by wearing a surface warfare pin.

 

[Memento]

Sell what little is left of my soul.

 

[FrantikRam]

Brady shirt, easily.

Like Jordan, I've gone from hate to respect as his achievements have made me feel fortunate to be alive while it's happening.

I know that's not popular here.

 

[Merlin]

Let's do some magical thinking for a bit. What extreme action would you take before Super Bowl LVI, if it assured a Rams win? It has to be a sacrifice and so @Merlin streaking through a Walmart SuperCenter doesn't qualify, cuz he does that for fun. If you don't see an option that is EXTREME enough in the poll question, please pick Other and list it down below.

I will say my wife tends to move through the vegetable area quickly for fear that I will pretend a misshapen carrot or oversized eggplant is my penis. Not something I do often of course but just the threat that I might is enough.

Went with mohawk, since I am follicly challenged. Easy one.

 

[VegasRam]

2 years of life - no brainer.
Mom and Dad both lived to be 100 - I’m probably good for 95: so I’d settle for 20 more years in a heartbeat.

 

[den-the-coach]

I would party like it's 1999.

 

[Angry Ram]

I'm down with the mohawk!

 

[Badfinger]

Horrible things. Like Whoopi Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnel at the same time.

 

[Loyal]

I would party like it's 1999.

"Hell, I'd live in Buffalo for five more winters for a Super Bowl" ~ den

 

[sloramfan]

whoopie and rosie...

that made me laugh out loud..

go rams

slo

 

[RhodyRams]

Picked the yellow and blue mohawk, but would shave the horns in

 

[RamUK]

At first I thought it said 'who would you do?" and I was thinking Trump, I'd do Trump for that.

My biggest concern would be that if I came it would be all a bit awkward.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I’d sacrifice a Niners fan to the football gods. While wearing something like this

 

[TexasRam]

I’m not even sure what I would do for a Klondike bar. Or what Brown can do for me.

And most importantly, what is the matrix?