What Would be Your Last Meal if You Were on Death Row?

[Memento]

Just a curious question (and a topic I'm interested to see answers to; we can never have enough food topics): what would be your last meal if you were on death row?

I already posted mine in the breakfast thread, so I'm very curious to see what all of yours would be.

 

[Mister Sin]

Hmmm....thats tough. It changes for me.

I dont think there is a single thing I could stick with forever. Maybe some legit Biscuits and Gravy. I love Cajun Chicken Alfredo. I love anything unhealthy really. Lol

 

[shovelpass]

Yeah it changes. Right now it's a dish from a place that I used to work at: fresh pappardelle, red wine braised rabbit, prunes, local greens.

That or my usual from McD's and a gallon of ice cream or a strawberry-rhubarb pie

 

[snackdaddy]

I would ask for filet mignon and durian fruit. Its a rare Asian fruit that is hard to find. They'll be looking all over the country side for it. When they finally find I'll just laugh and say it tastes nasty. I just wanted to see if they could find it. Just one last laugh before I go.

 

[-X-]

Like 30-40 Taco Bell burritos. That way, when they electrocute me, I’ll violently shit all over that chair.

 

[Dodgersrf]

Al Pastor tacos from King Taco out of So Cal.

These things are unbelievable.
They roast it on a spit and carve it off as needed.

The flavors are bold and amazing.

Their spicy Rojo sauce is also one of the best I've had.

Corn tortillas, AL pastor, onions, Cilantro and spicy Rojo.
So simple, yet ridiculous.

I've tried Al Pastor all over So Cal. Nobody comes close to making it this good. In fact, many are not good at all.

 

[RamFan503]

Easy. Super colossal King Crab legs and butter. Hold the veggies and they better not be freezer burned or I'll go @-X- 's route.

 

[Karate61]

Carl's Jr. California Roast Beef Sandwich!

View: https://youtu.be/kX36pBrUZZw

 

[RamFan503]

Carl's Jr. California Roast Beef Sandwich!

View: https://youtu.be/kX36pBrUZZw

I used to love those things. Their fries absolutely sucked but I'd buy two of those every time I went there.

 

[Selassie I]

Give me a plate of cyanide or simply a cyanide pill. I would rather be the one to pull the switch. I wouldn't want anyone else to control that.

I wouldn't want to eat a meal at a time like that.

 

[RhodyRams]

Give me a plate of cyanide or simply a cyanide pill. I would rather be the one to pull the switch. I wouldn't want anyone else to control that.

I wouldn't want to eat a meal at a time like that.

see thats the way I would go.

A good Cuban cigar and a bottle of vodka until I pass out

 

[CGI_Ram]

A good Cuban cigar and a bottle of vodka until I pass out

Man with experience.

 

[oldnotdead]

They would have to let my GF visit me. But seriously I would eat my gun before I let them do it. Via the mouth with a slightly upward direction takes out the medulla oblongata which is instantaneous death. If people are concerned about merciful executions then a bullet to the underside of the back of the head is the answer. Death is about as instantaneous as it can be.

That said a big BBQ'd ribeye, with new potatoes with garlic butter and asparagus and my GF for desert. LOL I bet you guys would have thought Mexican food right? Nahhh I was born and raised in LA.

 

[RamsJunkie]

A tbone so I could eat the steak and attempt to stab my way out of the situation with the bone. I'm not going out without a fight.

 

[OregonRamsFan]

I doubt I’d have an appetite. Just give me a few boxes of Ex-Lax. I’m with X on this one.

But in the spirit of the thread, a big thick rib eye with mashed potatoes covered in cheese and sour cream. Some sautéed veggies and a big root beer float with homemade ice cream. Then the Ex-Lax.

 

[Vapor]

5 Street tacos with Jalapenos from a little place in Manteca Ca.
I have tried everywhere else and have not had better anywhere.

 

[dieterbrock]

Just give me a few boxes of Ex-Lax. I’m with X on this one.

Yeah, I'm on board with that as well. Maybe throw in a couple heads of asparagus as well.

 

[Allen2McVay]

But seriously I would eat my gun before I let them do it.

Yes, because they let people on Death Row have guns.

 

[Psycho_X]

Geez, a lot of people going the Hector Salamanca route here. Seemed to have lost my appetite. But I liked @RhodyRams idea. Give me a large bottle of Jameson and something to smoke and I'll see you all on the other side.

 

[Memento]

...I really shouldn't have included the whole "death row" part. My intention was not to discuss what you'd do on death row, but what would be your final meal if you had the choice.