What one sentence would cause ROD to self-destruct?

[PhillyRam]

I was actually thinking about this over the weekend...

Rams lose Stafford in week 10 for the year...

Brady signs one yr deal with 1st place Rams for one more run at an 8th ring

 

[Jorgeh0605]

The Rams decide to remove the horns from their helmets.

This is the winner

 

[Loyal]

Sam Bradford makes his comeback with the LA Rams..... Stafford cut to make room.

 

[Gandalf]

Georgia Frontiere, who is still living, has agreed to purchase the LA Rams according to Mike Martz, who she has hired and given full control of the team.

 

[ReekofRams]

Shawn McVay has decided to step down as head coach and Stan Kronke has decided to hire @Loyal as his replacement.

 

[El Chapo Jr]

Sean McVay abruptly retires and Jeff Fisher is his replacement.

 

[El Chapo Jr]

All the boobie girls would become available and do anything you ask for a lifetime to the best pick up line on this forum hahahaha

 

[Memento]

Matthew Stafford retires, and the quarterback will now be Memento, who is the first transwoman and the first person in a wheelchair to play in the NFL.

 

[Riverumbbq]

Matthew Stafford retires, and the quarterback will now be Memento, who is the first transwoman and the first person in a wheelchair to play in the NFL.

Wait, ... you've seen Avatar, haven't you ?

A call to James Cameron and about a $Billion bucks should get it done.

 

[FaulkSF]

Rams Rumors.... Jeff Fisher being brought back to LA to be a college draft consultant

I'd be ok with another AD, Saffold, Brockers, Gurley, and Jack Rabbit.

 

[Loyal]

Shawn McVay has decided to step down as head coach and Stan Kronke has decided to hire @Loyal as his replacement.

*results in new Rams Dynasty…

 

[ReekofRams]

*results in new Rams Dynasty…

This must be the same type of dream as your dream girl… you know… the one you you keep having to fill up with air.

 

[AvengerRam]

This must be the same type of dream as your dream girl… you know… the one you you keep having to fill up with air.

 

[Karate61]

Rams retain Viagra consultants in bodacious attempt to stiffen up Raheem Morris's soft defense.

 

[Tano]

Georgia Frontiere, who is still living, has agreed to purchase the LA Rams according to Mike Martz, who she has hired and given full control of the team.

You actually meant to say Georgia Frontiere who is now a Lich has come back from the dead to buy the Rams

 

[nighttrain]

Rams offensive decimated by injuries, Boom voted worst left tackle in NFL, and after season ending injury, Stafford Retires. McVay takes Broadcaster job with NFL
train

I do not mean to be a forecaster of doomsday, but I can see any or all of these issues occurring.

I wonder if with the two first rounders and the pick in the third we gave to Detroit, if Rams wouldn't have been served getting a first round running back (to replace TG3, left tackle, and whatever in third! Rams probably would have been a Dynasty. Goff did indeed get us to the SB, with a major contribution from Gurley.
train

 

[Tano]

I do not mean to be a forecaster of doomsday, but I can see any or all of these issues occurring.

I wonder if with the two first rounders and the pick in the third we gave to Detroit, if Rams wouldn't have been served getting a first round running back (to replace TG3, left tackle, and whatever in third! Rams probably would have been a Dynasty. Goff did indeed get us to the SB, with a major contribution from Gurley.
train

Oh no!! Not another thread turned into a Goff thread!!

Just kidding

 

[RamDino]

I do not mean to be a forecaster of doomsday, but I can see any or all of these issues occurring.

I wonder if with the two first rounders and the pick in the third we gave to Detroit, if Rams wouldn't have been served getting a first round running back (to replace TG3, left tackle, and whatever in third! Rams probably would have been a Dynasty. Goff did indeed get us to the SB, with a major contribution from Gurley.
train

I think this is an excellent post. The problem is that many posters will come back with "well, we traded them for a Lombardi so it was the right call". That said, however, the only reason why that was a good trade was because the Rams won the super bowl. Which was a huge gamble on McSnead's part. Just like saying the first round running back that we MIGHT have drafted would be another Todd Gurley. IF we were guaranteed to get another Gurley, I would NOT have made that trade, and I believe the Rams would have still gone to the super bowl. On the same token, if we were GUARANTEED to win the super bowl by trading for Stafford, I would have made that trade. Sometimes nobody is wrong, and sometimes you just get lucky. The Rams won the super bowl, so I am not gonna complain about the draft picks. I'm just glad that Aaron Donald has won a championship because he freakin' deserved it. Stafford, Kupp and Ramsey also deserved it but Donald has been with the team the longest. JMO. Go Rams.

 

[AvengerRam]

I think this is an excellent post. The problem is that many posters will come back with "well, we traded them for a Lombardi so it was the right call". That said, however, the only reason why that was a good trade was because the Rams won the super bowl. Which was a huge gamble on McSnead's part. Just like saying the first round running back that we MIGHT have drafted would be another Todd Gurley. IF we were guaranteed to get another Gurley, I would NOT have made that trade, and I believe the Rams would have still gone to the super bowl. On the same token, if we were GUARANTEED to win the super bowl by trading for Stafford, I would have made that trade. Sometimes nobody is wrong, and sometimes you just get lucky. The Rams won the super bowl, so I am not gonna complain about the draft picks. I'm just glad that Aaron Donald has won a championship because he freakin' deserved it. Stafford, Kupp and Ramsey also deserved it but Donald has been with the team the longest. JMO. Go Rams.

That’s WAY more than one sentence.

 

[Turducken]

Rams go "All-er In" by trading 2024 first and third round picks for Creed Humphrey.