What 49ers fans are saying about their dumpster fire of a team

[RamzFanz]

What are they saying?

 

[CodeMonkey]

 

[RAGRam]

How about we go 2-0 against them for the first time since 2004 before celebrating?

 

[CGI_Ram]

So you guys know what happens next right?
Pinion retires

 

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View: https://twitter.com/RamsONDEMAND/status/607305241445285888

 

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How about we go 2-0 against them for the first time since 2004 before celebrating?

No. I will celebrate any and all misfortune that's bestowed upon that Organization for all eternity.

 

[Prime Time]

How about we go 2-0 against them for the first time since 2004 before celebrating?

This is the Kool-Aid drinking time of the season where we talk about going 16-0 and celebrate the demise of our division rivals. :banana:

The time for deep thinking and analysis based on facts and past history will begin once the season starts. :fighting:

It's kind of like a guy who got divorced, married someone else and while he and his new wife are celebrating on their honeymoon, someone says, "Hey, why not wait until your 10th anniversary to celebrate? Remember how your last marriage ended?" :huh:

 

[RamzFanz]

How about we go 2-0 against them for the first time since 2004 before celebrating?

I count 4 chickens.

 

[dbrooks25]

How about we go 2-0 against them for the first time since 2004 before celebrating?

Hell no, they're the 49ers. Anything that goes wrong for that organization is a reason to celebrate. You never wait to celebrate what is believed to be bad news for them.

 

[RaminExile]

They traded Andy Lee for a 7th? That guy was money! One of their best players! Browns be having a good offseason.

 

[Akrasian]

They traded Andy Lee for a 7th? That guy was money! One of their best players! Browns be having a good offseason.

He's very expensive for a punter, aging, and the Niners drafted his replacement this year. Although yes, it wasn't much of a return - a 7th in two years.

Besides, they had to trade him before he suddenly decided to retire too.

 

[yrba1]

Manti T'eo's girlfriend must've castrated Davis's masculinity after insulting him in the Chargers game

 

[Mojo Ram]

It's like their Super Bowl window was open for a few years, last season it officially "shut"...and now it's being boarded up, quarantined and sealed.

 

[CGI_Ram]

It's like their Super Bowl window was open for a few years, last season it officially "shut"...and now it's being boarded up, quarantined and sealed.

 

[DaveFan'51]

Davis - Pissing himself when he realized Chris Long is healthy again

I really, really Love this!!

lo

View: https://twitter.com/AroundTheNFL/status/607247589751128064

This caught me by surprise, Are they trying to give the entire team away!?

BREAKING NEWS: Forty Niners retire... no one left but towel boy.

Wishful thinking!!

UPDATE: Forty Niners Towel Boy Retires.

Wishful thinking + one!!

 

[RamFan503]

I cordially invite all 49ers fans to cry into my chalice so I can drink your delicious tears.

EDIT: Damn, I want this now.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/118223237/ram-drinking-horn-beer-mug-rhyton-royal?ref=market

Excellent. A mug you can't put down without it falling over. Gotta just keep drinking from it.

 

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Excellent. A mug you can't put down without it falling over. Gotta just keep drinking from it.

I actually leans on the handle when you set it down. You can't see that because the dude's hand is hiding it.
It's still at a 45 degree angle though, so you gotta take a healthy swig before you set it down.
I just want it because it's cool looking. Maybe I'll set it down and stick some incense out of it.

 

[Force16X]

wow, maybe johnny hekker will finally get noticed now that lee is in cleveland.

 

[Mikey Ram]

UPDATE: Forty Niners Towel Boy Retires.

On the plus side for them, they hired 2 guys from the Cheatriots to make sure that the 9er game balls were as Krapernick likes them...

 

[PowayRamFan]

Does it make me a bad person to take joy in the pain 49er fans are going through?

No