Week 6 power rankings

[OregonRamsFan]

My concern is what wine I should serve with Gorilla Dick...

Probably a Cab

Obviously red...I recommend a nice cabernet sauvignon...I guess if it tastes like chicken (the white meat of course), you could go to a white wine...

Clearly we have an experienced sommelier in our group experienced with eating exotic dark meat Kidding, ha ha.

 

[Mikey Ram]

Probably a Cab

Clearly we have an experienced sommelier in our group experienced with eating exotic dark meat Kidding, ha ha.

Et tu, fellow Oregonian ???

 

[OregonRamsFan]

Et tu, fellow Oregonian ???

Lol. Not so much. I prefer buffalo wings paired with beer. Strictly low class redneck. Ha ha.

 

[Karate61]

http://walterfootball.com/nflpicks2018_06early.php

HATE MAIL: I will be posting hate mail here. I didn't get any hate in the comments of the picks page. Fortunately, there's an NFL Power Rankings page full of angry morons.
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Hey Walt you giant vagina, the Rams are the best team in the NFL. Jared Goff is the best QB in the league, Gurley is the best RB in the league, Woods, Kupp & Cooks are the best WR group in the NFL. Whitworth and Haverstein are the best OT tandem in the NFL. Austin Blyth will arguably be the biggest steal of the past 2 drafts.

Their only weakness is literally their LB corps, and crap are they terrible. Speaking of the LB corps being terrible you giant wuss, make sure you mock them a MLB and OLB in rounds 1 through 4 and add one via free agency. Whether they go big with someone like C.J. Mosley from Baltimore, Anthony Barr from the Vikings or sign someone like Dante Fowler to a prove it deal. Either way mock them nothing but backers you freaking bum.

The Rams will 100% sign Marcus Peters who is one of the top 3 CB's in the NFL because Joyner's Franchise tag money and Suh's one year deal will give the Rams $25 million to work with. $12 mill of that will go to Peters so that gives them roughly $12-13 mill to play with to strengthen up their LB's and center role.

Stop freaking around you pubic hair and make the Rams the #1 team on your list. BTW the Patriots are freaking trash. Tom Brady is one hit away from his Y.A, Tittlle moment. wuss
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Good lord Walter. This site is becoming more and more like a bad porn site. Ads popping up all over the place and people getting screwed everywhere. Well if they listen to your picking advice anyway.
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What a freakin joke! I'm gonna have my mommy buy me a domain name so can can rank my favorite team #1 every week. Get the freak off the internet, douche guzzler!!
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Oh and the Eagles are garbage too. Wentz was NOT and IS NOT better than Goff. Goff was the RIGHT pick. Eat a bowl of gorilla dicks.
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Wow, you're so angry! Rawr!
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Says the idiot with tits as his avatar. Listen scrub, you probably stole that pic off of that skank on your forum. Rank the Rams 1 you wuss. Also LOL at you calling Russell Wilson's performance good. His scrubby 198 yards passing and a 3rd of that came off of 1 pass.

I'm very glad the Seattle junkies in the stands saw what a real QB looks like in Blue & White. Stop being a Seahawks and give credit where credit is due. Also don't you dare come back with a salty run back if the Rams should lose over the next few weeks you freaking degenerate gambling putz.
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The Rams and Chiefs are the best teams in football right now and not the Eagles and Pats.
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These power rankings are hilarious!

What a beat down. If anyone calls Rams fans soft, just have them read these fans comments!

Also, we need to add a "Hahaha" button, 3 Ha's, for the really, really, funny shit like this!

 

[Karate61]

Obviously red...I recommend a nice cabernet sauvignon...I guess if it tastes like chicken (the white meat of course), you could go to a white wine...

I will guarantee you it won't taste like chicken. It'll taste like Gorilla Dick!

 

[Zaphod]

I haven’t laughed like that in years. A bowl of gorilla dicks? Walter probably googled that hoping it was a Kellogg’s dark web breakfast cereal.

OMG you took that to a whole nother level though. Dark web breakfast cereal indeed. I’m still laughing.

 

[norcalramfan]

Well, I must say the Rams lines are rather substantial in their bulk and mass.

Reminds me of McFly trying to get his dad to date his mom.

 

[TSFH Fan]

Hey, for the new fans and/or the 1-2 lurkers who don't know, Walter/WalterFootball is consistently anti-Rams. I think it's funny and get a kick out of it, especially when he comically stretches to hate like with that "I understand that the Rams seem unstoppable, but that's precisely what makes them overrated."

Check the before and after draft comments on Jared Goff:

Before: " In my opinion, Goff is the top quarterback prospect for the 2016 NFL Draft. Despite playing in a gimmicky college offense, Goff is the most polished passer with accuracy, field vision, and the ability to distribute the ball. He definitely needs development, and his NFL readiness is not close to Andrew Luck or Jameis Winston, but Goff has the tools to be a quality NFL starter."

After the Rams drafted him:

"Most Likely To Bust

Jared Goff, QB, California - Round 1

I know numerous scouts and directors from around the NFL that just don't buy Jared Goff as a No. 1-overall talent. One scouting director of a team that recently landed a young franchise quarterback told me that they felt that Jared Goff was "fool's gold" as a prospect. He can look good, but isn't a genuine franchise quarterback. I think there are a few problems that could lead to Goff being a bust. You could make the argument that the last No. 1-overall pick to be a bust was the Rams' selection of Sam Bradford, and I think Goff could be the next highly drafted quarterback who is a bust in the NFL."

Before: "Goff's career completion percentage is vastly inflated from a lot of instant quick throws and bubble screens; however, he is an accurate passer. Goff can hit receivers in stride on slants and digs in the short to intermediate part of the field. Those are staple plays in a West Coast offense. Goff also has shown the skills to loft in some beautiful touch passes to the sidelines and downfield. He throws a very catchable ball and has a strong enough arm to make all the required throws in the NFL. Goff's tape flashes anticipation and field vision with the ability to work through his progressions and find an open receiver. He needs to get more consistent for the NFL, but he has that potential."

After: "At California, Goff's numbers were inflated by a gimmick college offense that won't translate to the NFL."

Before: http://walterfootball.com/scoutingreport2016jgoff.php
After: http://walterfootball.com/rookieforecast2016rams.php

Then there was the 2018 mock draft:
1.

Los Angeles Rams: Sam Darnold, QB, USC

2017 NFL Mock Draft Pick (as of 4/27): None

Taking a quarterback is a realistic scenario, despite all that the Rams have surrendered for Jared Goof. If they're bad enough to be selecting No. 1 overall in the 2018 NFL Draft, they'll surely be ready to move on to another quarterback.
http://walterfootball.com/draft2018archive0427.php

I'm sure everyone has their favorite bit of Walter's Ram hate.

 

[Prime Time]

I will guarantee you it won't taste like chicken. It'll taste like Gorilla Dick!

 

[Prime Time]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAXWMH3rscs

 

[cvramsfan]

I will guarantee you it won't taste like chicken. It'll taste like Gorilla Dick!

And you know this how?

 

[Poppinfresh]

- Rams beat the Raiders after trailing at halftime. Oakland's only win thus far came via horrible officiating versus a rookie quarterback making his first start.


- Rams defeated the Vikings by seven. Minnesota tied the Packers and a hobbled Aaron Rodgers and then was blown out by Buffalo. Plus, some poor officiating buried the Vikings.

- Rams snuck out a win against a pedestrian Seattle team, as Los Angeles couldn't stop the run.

I can't help but notice that he uses the officiating line to discredit LA wins, but makes no mention of the officiating every game this point slanted against LA....or even mentions how the Seattle game might have been the most poorly officated game since that Patriots/Jags playoff game where the Pats only got called for 1 special teams foul.

 

[LesBaker]

My concern is what wine I should serve with Gorilla Dick...

Go with a nice Chianti.

Et tu, fellow Oregonian ???

The best Pinot Noirs in the world are from that state. I've had some that are just fantastic..........no other region produces that grape as well.

 

[Karate61]

And you know this how?

I don't from experience. But, I'm going with the old "if it looks like a duck, it's a duck"! lol

 

[Prime Time]

https://www.profootballfocus.com/news/pro-2018-pff-nfl-power-rankings-week-6

2018 Week 6 ELO Ranking: 1

They had a scare in Seattle last week, but the Rams ultimately survived on three Todd Gurley touchdowns and a great call by Sean McVay to end the game on fourth down with a Jared Goff quarterback sneak. They face a Denver team that has been a much better outfit at home this year than on the road and are installed again as touchdown favorites. With the possibility of missing Cooper Kupp and Brandin Cooks, it will be interesting to see if they can stay undefeated moving forward.

 

[nimite]

http://firstdownfr.fr/?p=17589 (french website)

1/ = (5-0)

Une victoire difficile face aux rivaux à Seattle, mais une victoire importante qui creuse l’écart dans la division. Et avec le culot de Sean Mcvay pour verrouiller sur un 4th down.

A difficult victory against the rivals in Seattle, but a major victory that widens the gap in the division. And with Sean Mcvay's nerve to lock on to a 4th down.

 

[nimite]

https://www.touchdownactu.com/202046/power-ranking-nfl-2018-week-6-la-chute-des-faucons-rouges/ (another french website)

1. Los Angeles Rams (5-0) –
5-0. La dernière fois qu’ils ont démarré une saison aussi fort, ils ont fini au Super Bowl. C’était en 2001.

30+ points par match sur les 5 premières semaines. Des 4 précédentes équipes à avoir réalisé pareille prouesse, 3 ont disputé le Super Bowl quelques mois plus tard.


5-0. The last time they started such a strong season, they finished at the Super Bowl. That was in 2001.

30+ points per game over the first 5 weeks. Of the 4 previous teams to have achieved such a feat, 3 competed in the Super Bowl a few months later.