Ahhh... you had a cougar too at 18. Those were the days! LOL. I remember thinking how OLD mine was (what a joke). She was not a mom, but she may have been married... I could never figure that out for sure.
My experience was a little different, but I too still remember her name. Cher Belcher. She was 30 and I was 18. She didn't have fake eyebrows, but she was a FREAK. She would have me come over to her house when her friends were with her and she'd tell them about our "business" from the night before right in front of me. They would look at me like a pack of hyenas. I'll just stop there because it's already tmi. Thanks for the flashback though Coach! Good times.
All because of those EYEBROWS. The dolts are in serious trouble!
