Tom Brady & Asshole Face Plotted Dolphins Takeover?

Rams NFC Sea Change: Tom Brady & Sean Payton Plotted Dolphins Takeover?

Tom Brady was going to be the QB. And an owner. Of the Dolphins. With Asshole Face as his coach?!

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Tom Brady & Asshole Face Plotted Dolphins Takeover?​

As the story goes, Matthew Stafford nearly lost an NFC QB peer in Tom Brady ... while at the same time Stan Kroenke nearly gained an NFL ownership peer in ...

Tom Brady?

It is the stuff of a future film. In fact, you can probably book that, Hollywood. A Los Angeles Rams main rival in the NFC, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers were - according to an undeniably well-researched Boston Globe report - going to ...

*Lose Brady, as he was jumping to the Dolphins.

*Endure that loss because of Brady's conflicts with Bruce Arians, who has retired as the Bucs coach.

*Watch Brady then take his talents to South Beach, where he would serve as a minority owner, the starting QB, and the guy "running'' the team.

*Watch as the Dolphins then hired Asshole Face as Brady's coach and co-boss. (Brady and Payton share an agent in Don Yee.)

The report states that the scheme fell apart when Brian Flores, the fired Dolphins coach, filed his lawsuit alleging racism in the NFL's hiring practices. But it was so close to happening that the Dolphins were reportedly preparing to introduce Brady as a minority owner the week before the Super Bowl.

So in the end, Brady is not an owner. He is not a Dolphin. He remains a Buc and an obstacle to any Rams' dream of another Super Bowl.

And in the end, Flores’ lawsuit against the Dolphins is still a headline-grabber.

And in the end, Payton is still available to be somebody's coach in 2023.

 

[So Ram]

You can’t make this stuff up ? Or can you. It’s hard to image in such a Big Time Money sport that the dolphins only afford $100,000 a loss ? WTF

That is just for starters. I can’t say what is true of not,but weird if true.

 

[jjab360]

I've seen this a lot but idk why people are acting like Brady can go to whatever team he wants just because he pretended to retire. He's so used to getting away with cheating his schemes don't even make sense anymore smh

 

[CGI_Ram]

There must be some legs to this story for it to keep lingering. It certainly was an “awkward” series of events this off-season with Brady and Payton.

 

[CanadaRam]

There must be some legs to this story for it to keep lingering. It certainly was an “awkward” series of events this off-season with Brady and Payton.

Not to mention awkward for the Dolphins as well

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

I believe the story, however as a player the Buccaneers still controlled Brady.

 

[AZRams]

"Obstacle,"...?

Rams are 3-0 against Brady in the last two years. Manhandled him in LA once, beat him close in Tampa in '20 and were well on their way to an epic playoff beat-down until Akers got the dropsies.

And still ripped their hearts out at the end.

 

[Elmgrovegnome]

"Obstacle,"...?

Rams are 3-0 against Brady in the last two years. Manhandled him in LA once, beat him close in Tampa in '20 and were well on their way to an epic playoff beat-down until Akers got the dropsies.

And still ripped their hearts out at the end.

I believe that the popular thought now is that the Rams faced an Arians led Brady and it was not the game plan Brady was best suited for. For the coming season the Bradyites are already fellating themselves over the thought of Brady dominating in an Erhardt-Perkins offense again.

 

[Merlin]

Rams let Tampa back in the game in that NFC Divisional round. And still finished them off when it mattered. I feel like they have no concerns about the Bucs whatsoever. The 9ers are the Rams primary rival in the NFC for this season. They didn't luck their way into the NFC Championship game. 9ers have a hell of a roster I am just thankful Shanny doesn't have a top QB.

 

[HE WITH HORNS]

This guy needs to be out of the NFL in any capacity, permanently.

 

[Juice]

Not everything can be bought/sold when you want it to be. Would it not be crazy if Brady was the Cowboys QB and Sean was the head coach next year?

 

[Neil039]

Not everything can be bought/sold when you want it to be. Would it not be crazy if Brady was the Cowboys QB and Sean was the head coach next year?

That would be amazing for the Cowboys. Having Brady and Payton losing to the Rams with different teams!

 

[OldSchool]

As somebody who dislikes every party involved I couldn't care less if it happened or didn't I'll still root against them all.

 

[dang]

All I can say Is F Tom Bratty. Go ahead and worm your way into ownership so I can hate that F-ing team forever as well.

 

[Flint]

I've seen this a lot but idk why people are acting like Brady can go to whatever team he wants just because he pretended to retire. He's so used to getting away with cheating his schemes don't even make sense anymore smh

Would’ve been interesting for sure but the reports are that the fins were ready to announce their big move before the lawsuit. How were they planning to deal with Brady being under contract I’d be interested to hear. But I guess Tom Brady can do whatever the hell he wants, rules be damned.

 

[AZRams]

Rams let Tampa back in the game in that NFC Divisional round. And still finished them off when it mattered. I feel like they have no concerns about the Bucs whatsoever. The 9ers are the Rams primary rival in the NFC for this season. They didn't luck their way into the NFC Championship game. 9ers have a hell of a roster I am just thankful Shanny doesn't have a top QB.

Started rewatching it at lunch today.

Love Suh gettin' all up in Stafford's face. "I will fuck you up!"

And you can just hear Stafford's stare saying in reply, "And I will reach down your fucking throat, pull your heart out of your chest and tear it to shreds on the final play of the game.

Fuck you, fat boy."

 

[Merlin]

Started rewatching it at lunch today.

Love Suh gettin' all up in Stafford's face. "I will fuck you up!"

And you can just hear Stafford's stare saying in reply, "And I will reach down your fucking throat, pull your heart out of your chest and tear it to shreds on the final play of the game.

Fuck you, fat boy."

Yeah that pass he made in Suh's face was the ultimate "fuck you." Suh has talked shit about Stafford before, so the two obviously never liked each other. But that completion was just short of bending his ass over right there on the field, figuratively speaking. It was fantastic.

 

[AvengerRam]

The whole Brady/Dolphins/Payton conspiracy thing makes absolutely ZERO sense. Too many moving parts, and the “plan” could only work with the consent of both the Saints and the Bucs. Not buying it.

 

[dang]

Can we autocorrect ‘Tom Brady’ to ‘Tea Bag Boy’ (or similar) like we do for Asshole Face?

 

[HE WITH HORNS]

Can we autocorrect ‘Tom Brady’ to ‘Tea Bag Boy’ (or similar) like we do for Asshole Face?

Or when someone calls him the goat it gets changed to CHOAT