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Things your wife (or spouse) does that make you shake your head
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Hey I've been with my lady for 30 years plus and whenever I can't find something that I set down, like my keys, phone or wallet for example, I start looking 'under' her stuff because inevitably my 'misplaced item' will be found 'under' something she has just set down and all along she will be preaching to me why 'I' need to put things away.
Shake my head!!!
Shake my head!!!
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My girlfriend does the ultimate head shaking thing, she is a Seahawks fan....
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Sounds like someone really bought in to Mr Miyagi's training methods. Might want to be careful when she tries to take the remote away from you, she may have a back up plan.
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She steals my micro USB cords all the time, I'll go and plug my phone in because its red, ready to die and when i return later the phone is in the same spot but no cord plugged in and its still about to die or dead.
Matter a fact last night i was watching the game with some buddys through skype and my headset is wireless so i plugged it in because it was about to die, like 20 mins later my mic dies and im like wtf? I reach down and the cord is gone, she somehow took it off my headset...
Matter a fact last night i was watching the game with some buddys through skype and my headset is wireless so i plugged it in because it was about to die, like 20 mins later my mic dies and im like wtf? I reach down and the cord is gone, she somehow took it off my headset...
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This is so funny. " I reach down and the cord is gone, she somehow took it off my headset" haha!!
I am literally laughing out loud
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Lol, yea it is pretty funny hindsight. Happens to me like 3 to 4 times a week though with the phone.
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I suppose it's good that I really had to think about it. We've been married for over 27 years and I would think there would be some things that really stick out.
The first thing I thought of was my wife's memory. It's awful. I am constantly reminding her of things. Of course after thinking about that, it's not always such a bad thing. I get away with plenty due to that memory of hers. And she just rolls with it. She knows how bad her memory is so it has become more of a standing joke.
But what I think really makes me scratch my head is her tendency for OCD - but only for short periods of time and it changes at the drop of a hat. It may be Chris Cornell for example and she goes out and buys everything the guy did and that is all she will listen to. Then it was Eddy Vedder. Thankfully, several years ago her Terrance Trent Darby stage was very short lived for obvious reasons.
Last year I bought her an I-pad for Christmas. I had no idea how many temporary obsessive compulsive things you can do on one device. Thank you Apple.
Temporary obsessions are a sign of adult ADD. I get the same way with hobbies. They can consume very spare moment for months and then I suddenly lose interest. I hate it.
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My biggest wife peeve happens when we are on the road. When I drive she feels out of control and is on edge. She hates the interstate and always thinks it is the day we die when we get on it.
Anyhow she will be quiet and suddenly does the, 'Oh My God!' or she shrieks in terror. It scares the shit out of me everytime because I think she sees an oncoming wreck that I am not aware of. There is never any near misses but it raises my blood pressure and makes me very tense for the rest of the trip.
The other thing that I think all women do is expect us to be kind and sensitive to their feelings but they aren't toward ours. It is a god thing I don't have many.
Anyhow she will be quiet and suddenly does the, 'Oh My God!' or she shrieks in terror. It scares the shit out of me everytime because I think she sees an oncoming wreck that I am not aware of. There is never any near misses but it raises my blood pressure and makes me very tense for the rest of the trip.
The other thing that I think all women do is expect us to be kind and sensitive to their feelings but they aren't toward ours. It is a god thing I don't have many.
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Where can I find one of these rare species? My wife is the complete opposite, leaves crap everywhere and hoards everything!
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Hahha, cancel the cleaning lady and pay the wife.
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I have a couple minor things with my wife.
She likes to organize things. But the problem is that she'll organize and then a month later reorganize right after I just got used to where shit was the first time.
Even though she is organized, it doesn't apply to the kitchen. I finally broke her of mixing different sized spoons and forks, but she still put dishes away in crazy, sometimes lazy places. Oh and bottle opener. I want it in the drawer with the silverware, she keeps putting it in a different drawer. My justification is that I drink beer, so I use it the most. It should go where I want it.
Finally, in bed, I'm pretty sure her ass is magnetized to my crotch, which sounds cool until you lay down in bed and end up coughing up a ball because she is too violent with the boo-tay.
She likes to organize things. But the problem is that she'll organize and then a month later reorganize right after I just got used to where shit was the first time.
Even though she is organized, it doesn't apply to the kitchen. I finally broke her of mixing different sized spoons and forks, but she still put dishes away in crazy, sometimes lazy places. Oh and bottle opener. I want it in the drawer with the silverware, she keeps putting it in a different drawer. My justification is that I drink beer, so I use it the most. It should go where I want it.
Finally, in bed, I'm pretty sure her ass is magnetized to my crotch, which sounds cool until you lay down in bed and end up coughing up a ball because she is too violent with the boo-tay.
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My wife and I BOTH were shaking our heads at each other earlier this week. It was our anniversary, so of course you have to get a card for each other. We opened them at the same time,,, and I shit you not,,, we discover that the cards we picked out for each other had completely different pictures on them, but they had The Exact Same Message. We couldn't believe it.
On the front of both of them it reads... "Another Year of SHEER BLISS!"
And on the inside... "You're welcome."
On the front of both of them it reads... "Another Year of SHEER BLISS!"
And on the inside... "You're welcome."
