Morning fellas.
Today is the day the V*lla finally get what they deserve. After all these years of hearing the twelve toed, f**kwits bang on about what a massive club they are and how they were founder members of the football league.
Hearing them complain about finishing 6th every year under Martin O'Neill as if that was below them. Seeing them stay up under Alex McLeish with fewer points than we (Birmingham City for those that don't know) got relegated on.
Seeing them getting their crap stained bed sheets out so they can write "Lerner out" on them with their crayons has lifted my spirits all season.
To see the entire nation mocking them all year has restored my faith in humanity.
So bye bye V*lla! Maybe now your historian fans will realise what an absolute sh*t heap you are.
I sincerely hope your decline doesn't end here.
Yours,
LumberTubs